to use one machine
for shirts and another for pants?
Have you never done this before?
Well, not myself.
But I know other people that have.
Okay. You caught me.
I'm a laundry virgin.
Don't worry.
I'll use the gentle cycle.
Basically, you wanna use
one machine for all your whites.
A whole other machine
for your colors.
And a third for your. . .
. . .delicates.
And that would be your bras. . .
. . .and your underpanty things.
These are white cotton panties.
Would they go with whites
or with delicates?
That would be a judgment call.
He's so cute!
So where did you guys grow up?
-Brooklyn Heights.
-Cleveland.
-How did that happen?
-Oh, my God!
What?
I suddenly had the feeling I was. . .
. . .falling.
But I'm not.
So, you and Angela, huh?
Yep. Pretty much.
You're a lucky man.
You know what I miss
the most about her?
That cute nibbley noise
she makes when she eats.
Like a happy little squirrel. . .
. . .or a weasel.
I never really noticed.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Listen for it.
Monica. Monica is great.
Yeah, she is.
But it's not gonna last.
She's too much for me in bed.
Sexually.
I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
Yeah, isn't he?
It's so great to meet a guy
who's smart and funny. . .
. . .and has an emotional age beyond 8.
You know what else?
He's unbelievable in bed!
My brother never even told me
when he lost his virginity.
That's nice.
You can do this. It's like
pulling off a Band-Aid.
Just do it really fast,
and then the wound is exposed.
Go! Go!
Hi, Janice.
I don't think we should
go out anymore.
All right.
Well, there you go.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
I know this is gonna sound
really stupid. . .
. . .but I feel that if I can do this. . .
. . .if I can actually do
my own laundry. . .
. . .there isn't anything I can't do.
That does not sound stupid to me.
The first time I had to make dinner
for myself after Carol left me. . . .
I'm sorry, that's all the time
we have. Next on Ross. . . .
-Uh-oh.
-What, ''uh-oh''?
Uh-oh. . . .
Uh-oh, the laundry's done.
It's a song.
The laundry song that we sing.
Uh-oh! The laundry's done
What's the matter?
Nothing. Nothing.
The laundry's done
Come on, show me.
It's just that you left a red sock
in with your whites, and now. . .
. . .everything's kind of pink.
Everything's pink?
Except for the red sock,
which is still red.
Don't be upset.
It can happen to anyone.
But it didn't.
It happened to me.
God, I'm gonna look like
a big Marshmallow Peep!
What am I doing? What am I doing?
My father's right!
I can't live on my own.
I can't even do laundry!
Something went wrong
with Underdog. . .
. . .and they couldn't get
his head to inflate.
So anyway. . .
. . .his head is, like,
flopping down Broadway.
And I'm thinking. . .
. . .how inappropriate this is.
Something's in my eye. Could we
check it in the light, please?
-Oh, my God!
-What?
Hello! Were we at
the same table? It's like. . .
. . .cocktails in Appalachia.
They're close.
Close? She's got her
tongue in his ear.
Like you've never got a little
rambunctious with Ross.
Joey, this is sick.
It's disgusting. It's. . .
. . .not really true, is it?
Who's to say what's true?
What were you thinking?
I'm not proud of this, okay?
Maybe I am a little.
-I'm out of here!
-Wait! Come on!
You like him. I want her.
He likes you.
Really?
I'm thinking, if we put our heads
together, between the two of us. . .
. . .we can break them up.
I'm so sorry.
I can't believe I did this.
I just couldn't stop laughing
at your Norman Mailer story.
Waiter? One more plate of
chicken wings over here.
Here's the thing.
It's like we're different.
I'm the bing, bing, bing.
You're the boom, boom, boom.
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry!
Are you okay?
It's just my lens. It's my lens.
I'll be right back.
I hit her in the eye!
I hit her in the eye!
This is the worst breakup
in the history of the world!
Oh, my God!
How many have you had?
I don't