auditions a month
and call yourself an actor. But Bob--
Come on! We were great together.
And not just at the fun stuff,
but, like, talking too.
Sorry, Joey. You said,
''Let's just be friends. ''
So guess what?
-What?
-We're just friends.
Fine. Fine.
Why don't the four of us have
dinner tonight? You know, as friends.
What ''four of us''?
You and Bob,
and me and my girlfriend. . .
. . .Monica.
I'm telling you, this guy
is perfect for you.
Forget it! Not after your cousin
who could belch the alphabet.
Come on, this guy's great.
His name's Bob. He's Angela's. . .
. . .brother.
He's smart, he's sophisticated. . .
. . .and he has a real job.
I go on three auditions a month
and call myself an actor, but Bob is--
-Oh, God help us.
-What?
Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile.
Look, I'm asking a favor here.
I'm thinking if I do this
for her brother. . .
. . .maybe Angela will come back to me.
What's going on here?
You go out with tons of girls.
I know, but. . . .
Look, I made a huge mistake.
I never should've broke up with her.
Will you help me? Please?
Monica's not coming.
It's just gonna be me and Rachel.
Hold on there, camper.
You've thought this through?
It's laundry. The thinking
through is pretty minimal.
Just you and Rachel?
Just the two of you?
This is a date.
You're going on a date.
What are you saying?
I should shave again?
Pick up some wine?
Well, you may wanna rethink
the dirty underwear.
It's the first time she'll see your
underwear. You want it to be dirty?
And the fabric softener?
Now, what is wrong with my Snuggles?
What? It says I'm a sensitive,
warm kind of guy.
You know, like a little fuzzy bear.
I can pick something else
up on the way.
Thank you.
So what does this Bob guy
look like? Is he tall, short?
Yep.
Which?
Which what?
You've never met Bob, have you?
No, but--
For all we know,
he could be horribly--
Horribly attractive.
I'll be shutting up now.
Where are they? Where are they?
This is nice. We never
do anything, just the two of us.
That's great. Maybe tomorrow we can
rent a car, run over some puppies.
I don't wanna do that.
-Here we go.
-Have a good breakup.
-Hey, Janice.
-My God, I am so glad you called me.
I had the most supremely awful day.
That's not good.
Can I get an espresso
and a latte over here, please?
We got the proofs from that
photo shoot with the vegetables.
They sucked.
I blew off the rest of the afternoon.
I went shopping.
And I got you. . . .
I'm looking. I'm looking.
I'm looking.
-I got you--
-What?
-What?
-What did you get me there?
I got you. . .
. . .these.
Bullwinkle socks.
-That's so sweet.
-I knew you had the Rockys.
So you could wear
Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle. . .
. . .or wear Rocky and Rocky,
or you can mix and match.
Moose and squirrel.
Whatever you want.
I'm gonna get another espresso.
More latte?
No, I'm still working on mine.
That's it?
Yeah, it was really hard.
The hug looked pretty brutal.
You weren't there.
Coming through! Move! Move!
Excuse me! I was kind of
using that machine.
Yeah, well, now you're kind of not.
But I saved it.
I put my basket on top.
I'm sorry.
Is that your basket?
It's really pretty.
Unfortunately, I don't see suds!
What?
No suds, no save, okay?
What's going on?
Nothing. This horrible woman
just took my machine.
Was your basket on top?
-Yeah, but there were no suds.
-So?
You know, no suds, no save.
No suds, no--
Excuse me.
Hold on a second!
This is my friend's machine.
Hey, hey, hey!
Her stuff wasn't in it!
Hey, hey, hey! That's not
the rule, and you know it!
All right. Show's over.
Nothing to see here.
Let's do laundry.
That was amazing!
I can't even send back soup.
Well, that's because you're
such a sweet, gentle. . . .
You must need detergent.
-What's that?
-Uberweiss.
It's new. It's German.
It's extra tough!
Are you gonna separate those?
Oh, God.
Am I being like a total laundry spaz?
Am I supposed