Be cool, man. Be cool.
Don't blow it, man.
(Mom) You wanna move in
on me without permission,
without consideration?
You gotta pay!
The Doctor doesn't pay.
That's it?
The Doctor doesn't pay
and he doesn't worry.
Now, Mom,
if you want trouble,
I am talking
about scorched earth,
no survival,
wholesale destruction.
Calm down. Please help me. I wanna live.
Oh, my God!
Body bags and fire.
Trouble.
Then you just
keep comin' on!
You don't know
what trouble is, jerk-off!
Mom, I am going to
rip off your head
and shit down your neck.
Kill him!
[Yelling]
[Bullets ricocheting]
Get after him!
You go there!
[Girls screaming]
[Guns cocking]
Don't shoot! We were on our
way to Leon's for some ribs
and he was hitchhiking. We don't
even know this cat, man, he's crazy.
[Moaning]
Get out of here! Go on!
Hey, guys, hey, stop!
I, uh...
[yelling] Uh, I'm Clifford
Skridlow! I... I teach school!
I... I don't even know
these girls!
I met them at a restaurant! I have
nothing against you personally!
Jesus, they're serious!
They're serious!
Oh, God!
[Yelling]
Oh, God.
Whoa!
[Laughing]
Yeah.
Nothing can destroy
the Doctor!
Hey, come on, get him,
get him, get him.
Out of the way, knave.
[Grunting]
The battle rages on!
Run for your lives! Run!
Mom, you'll never
catch me! Never!
Run away! Run away!
Stop him! Come on!
Oh, God, what have I done
to deserve this?
[Engine revving]
[Crickets chirping]
[Clanking]
What the hell? What's this?
Hey! What the hell you doin'?
What the hell...
I've got you now,
Mom!
What the hell?
Here we go,
Love Chunks!
Oh, yes, this one's
on the Doctor.
[Snickering]
Where we going?
Come on, this isn't funny.
I don't wanna hear you
anymore.
(Mom) We can make a deal!
Let's make a deal.
Come on, now. (Carson) Mom!
Let me down!
(Clifford)
Good night, Mom!
Oh, this man is...
[clicking]
[Mom screaming]
[Clanking]
(all)
Yeah, come on, Clifford.
Drive! Drive!
Nothing can stop us!
(Johnny)
This will stop them!
Charge!
[Women screaming]
Onward to Union Station!
[Yelling]
[All cheering]
(man over PA system) Arriving
on Track 14 from St. Louis. 
Well, he's got to be there,
Harmon.
He left here hours ago.
What's the matter,
dear?
Clifford's late
and Rousehorn's pissed!
You, uh, you're missed,
uh, Harmon.
I said that we miss you
very much!
Arthur, take it easy.
I'll be there.
Mister, you want a taxi?
Are you a taxi?
No, jerk-off, I'm a person, but I
do drive a taxi. It's right outside.
Can you take me
to Monroe College?
Sure thing. Hey, Dietrich,
I got a customer!
(Dietrich)
I'm coming.
[Women chattering]
Mr. Rousehorn!
(all)
Mr. Rousehorn!
Okay, let's try again now.
For the 200th time
you got to the train station
and...
And he wasn't there,
I looked everywhere.
Then where is he?
And where is the endowment
check for the college?
Father, I haven't the foggiest
idea. I really don't know.
Boys, you've been through this
all morning. Now, have some breakfast.
No, no, no. Not until I
know that Rousehorn is safe
and that check
is safe with him.
Margaret, I feel that
you don't understand.
We have no cash flow.
Without that check, we are over,
through, finished, forget it!
Eighty-sixed, no more,
history, color it gone!
Don't help.
Oh, don't... don't you help.
Oh, my God, now,
what is it?
Well, it's the police.
See, he's dead.
Oh, I hope they found
the check.
Oh, it's all right, darling.
Everything's going to be fine.
Come on, now.
[Police radio chattering]
Harmon, my heavens,
what happened?
Well, thank god
you're safe.
He said he was
on his way here.
So this is where
we brought him.
Oh, you need
some hot tea.
I kept the case.
[Sighing]
The check is safe.
I need a shower.
Uh, I'm sorry, sir, but
I've got to have that blanket back.
That's a city blanket,
I signed for it.
Well, listen,
there's no need, uh,
to linger out here.
Uh, welcome to