call that a paint job,
but it's pretty ugly.
I'll bet you gotta sneak up on the pumps
just to get a little air in your tires.
At least I don't have to pull over
to the side just to let a funeral go by.
Funny. You know what?
Your car's uglier than I am!
That didn't come out right.
Come on, boy.
Let's go. Prove it.
Why don't you go out and try
to win yourself a few races?
Then you come on back
and I'll show you a few things.
Race him. You can beat him.
That's a tough-lookin' girl
you got with you, man.
Tryin' to pick up
a few extra bucks baby-sittin'?
Doll, come and ride with me--
in about ten years!
Leave her out of this.
This is between you and me.
He's really fast, isn't he?
Yeah, but he's stupid.
Any of you guys know a blonde
in a white T-Bird?
I know her.
What about it?
I'm tryin' to find out who she is.
She's out of your price range, man.
- My brother's been out with her.
- Price range?
Are you trying to tell me
she's a prost--
That's right, she's a $30 Sheri.
Can you imagine that?
- Thirty bucks for that broad.
- We're thinkin' about different broads.
Watch it. Fuzz ahead.
- Where?
- At Jerry's Cherry.
You can barely see the fender.
Yeah. We oughta do somethin'.
I got an idea.
I got a good idea.
I think I'm gonna
go over to Burger City.
Yeah, Laurie's probably over there.
You think she's got me
worried about where she is, don't you?
I couldn't care less.
- Want to come along?
- Yeah, I do.
- No.
- Make up your minds.
No, thanks.
We got to report the car missing.
All right. I'll see ya.
Shut up! They'll hear us.
- Listen, Carl--
- Curt.
Despite you scratchin' Gil's car,
I like you.
And I know what you'd like
more than anything right now.
Like every guy in this town, you got
the same secret dream, right?
You wanna be a Pharaoh.
Go ahead. You can admit it.
But you didn't think
it was possible, did you?
Well, tonight...
I'm gonna give you your chance.
Get down.
Okay. Now, you got it?
- I'm stayin' here. You're on your own.
- Wait a minute, Joe.
- What if he hears me?
- Listen, listen!
Look at it this way.
You got three choices.
One, you chicken out.
In that case, I let Ants tie you
to the car and drag you around a bit.
- You don't want that, right?
- No.
Two, you foul up
and Holstein hears you, and, well--
- You don't want that, right?
- No, I don't.
Three, you are successful
and you join the Pharaohs...
with a car coat and
a blood initiation and all that.
Wait a minute.
What blood initiation?
Why don't we go get your Jeep?
- What are you talking about?
- Your Jeep.
The one you sold the hunting ponies for.
The one with the four-wheel drive.
You sure you got
enough slack?
Yeah, no sweat.
Let's get outta here.
Come on, Terry.
Stand by for justice!
I can't believe it,
Feeling so good
'cause you're 16,
Ooh, you come on
like a dream
Peaches and cream
Lips like strawberry wine
You're 16
You're beautiful
and you're mine
Why are we stopping here?
- Carol.
- What?
I don't think that I can
control myself any longer.
- You can't?
- I've got to have you.
Me?
All night you've been sitting there
and you've been so sexy...
and it's been so hot out here...
and I can't wait any longer.
A lot of that
was an act, you know.
Like my crying.
That was just an act.
It's been building up inside of me
like a volcano all night.
If you told me where you lived,
then I could take you home...
but you won't tell me where you live,
so here we are.
I mean, I've got to have you.
It's too late.
It's not too late.
It's never too late!
231 Ramona. Two-three-one.
I'll show you.
It's easy to find.
Hi, Steve.
Mind if I sit down?
No. Have a seat.
Just got five minutes off
and I saw you all alone...
for once.
- Where's Laurie?
- I don't know.
I thought you guys'd be together,
this being your last night.
- We broke up.
- What?
- It's no big deal.
- What happened?
Budda, you got an hour left.
Let's get on it.