ochmonek's aren't here. If you don't mind, i'm a little busy right now. Alf, wait. It's willie. Prove it. What's your middle name ? [ Whispers ] francis. Francis ? Ha-Ha ! No wonder you never told me. Ha-Ha ! All right ! Sorry, willie, i'm panicking. Listen, the swat team is on its way. Well, that calmed me right down. This is doug gould, channel 6 news, Reporting live from 169 hemdale avenue. Doug gould ! That blow-Dried vulture ? This seemingly calm suburban street ... Is about to run red with blood. [ Gasp ] Wait, why am i worried ? My blood is green. An undetermined number of hostages are being held ... By a deranged gunman. Who are you calling "deranged" ? You video tapeworm. With me now is officer izzy griswald, The first policeman on the scene. [ Alf ] hey, copper ! Where are the pizzas ? What can you tell us about the hostages ? They're hungry. Actually, we don't know who they are, But we believe they're unharmed. That's good news ... except from a ratings standpoint. [ Laughs ] Sir, The food ... is here. Excuse me. That was officer izzy griswald, Who is in charge of the operation. And who might you be ? I'm mrs. Byrd, 148 hemdale. I'm doug gould. I watch your show all the time. You know my work ? I know it, and hate it. We'll be back after this word from arby's. It's going to be a long night. Is this the night we set the clocks back ? [ Alf ] what's going on out there ? Some of us think we smell pizza. Don't we guys ? Me, too. Yeah ! I smell it. Wish we had some. Yeah, the pizza just got here. Come on out and get it. [ Alf ] i'll be right out. [ Willie ] don't come out. Oh, yeah. We're not hungry, anymore, are we ? Couldn't eat a thing. Wouldn't not me.Touch it. Shut up ! Thanks for nothing, tanner. I can't believe you did that. I just don't want anybody to get hurt. I can't believe the pizza arrived before the swat team. Try waiting for the coroner. I have. Maybe this guy just wants publicity. If we all leave, he might let the hostages go. Maybe if we open the cell doors, The criminals would just walk in. Wouldn't the criminals who are already in, Walk out ? Your parents must be 1st cousins. [ Trevor ] what's everybody doing on my lawn ? Trevor, raquel -- What's going on here ? Who are these people ? Somebody beheaded my lawn santa. There's a burglar in your house with hostages. That's why i left new york. Excuse me, do you own this house ? Yeah. Hey, are we on tv ? [ Alf ] look at trevor. The camera really does add 20 pounds. [ Raquel ] why do they keep robbing us ? There's nothing left to steal. [ Trevor ] why don't they break into the tanner's ? That place is ripe for the picking. They've got a computer, telescope, water-Pik -- It's like watching the home shopping network. Look at uncle trevor ! The camera really does add 80 pounds. [ Tv ] we'll continue live after this message. The ochmoneks are coming over. Alf, hide in the kitchen. I'm losing it. I'm so worried about him. Hello, everybody. Did you see me on tv ? You looked a little puffy. You know what they say. The tv adds about 140 pounds. I'm so sorry this is happening. Do you believe our luck ? Why do bad things happen to good people ? It's kahma. What's kahma ? When your lawn santa is beheaded for no apparent reason. Oh, you mean karma. I thought you were going to tijuana. We remembered that we'd left the door unlocked, And we didn't want anybody breaking in. Now that point is moot. What's moot ? Somebody buy this kid a dictionary. I hope they catch that burglar dead or alive. Don't say that. [ Ring ] Why is he so concerned with the criminal ? You taught him that ! I've got better things to do than to corrupt him. I'm trying to corrupt her. Mom, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Командир эскадрильи на английском - текст Элвин и бурундуки 2 на английском - текст Отступники на английском - текст Калина красная на английском - текст Москва-Кассиопея на английском |