it, and I congratulate them. "I think they're doing a wonderful job." That's the truth. -But what did you mean? -It goes further than that. It goes further than that. -In VII, the transitionary... -Now he's pointing at you. Generations. It was called Generations. -Generations. -Generations. The passing on of the baton, -the handing of the torch. -Right. They wanted Leonard to be in it, as well as myself, -and Leonard said no. -But Leonard wanted to direct it. -Leonard said no. -They didn't really want me in it. -They wanted you in it. -No! -And I said, "Leonard..." -No, no, no. I remember where we were. In the parking lot at Paramount. I said, "You gotta be in it." He said, "I'm not gonna be in it." I said, "Leonard," I grabbed him by the shoulder, "You gotta be in it." "I'm not gonna be in it." -He would not... -You know what? We can tell you the truth about that. We didn't want Leonard in it. Now, I understand why... -This is good. -This is excellent. ...it would've been a little bit tough. -This is good stuff, Whoopi. -'Cause that was your Bridge. That was your Bridge. -In fact, if we go ahead. -Yeah. There was a line, "Captain on the Bridge," right? -"Captain on the Bridge" was the line. -Right. Well, on our last scene, when this bridge collapsed on top of me, I said, "Bridge on the Captain." They didn't buy it. -Well, damn them. -That worked at the conventions. I swear to God. -You open with that? -I came up with that line. -I was dying. "Bridge on the Captain." -I wanted him to say that. I mean, they needed to see that we had a sense of humour about this stuff. -Yes. -Nothing. But now, Leonard, let me ask you, because there's no character like you on The Next Generation. There's no one like you. Well, no, that's not exactly... -Is there? Data. -Who's Data? But the difference is Leonard's got skin and stuff. Data was pretty much an android. There's a difference. And he had a mama. I remember his mama. -To a degree, you're right. -Data didn't have a mama. In a sense, you're right, but the fact is it was presented to me that Data was The Next Generation's version of Spock. -I see. I didn't realise that. -He is the sort of Spock idea -in the show. -I see. -With a question... -I came in the second season. ...about his emotional capacities and so forth, you know, and having a certain kind of brain power, like I do. Right. But, you know, Data got laid several times. Did Spock? -He was fully functional. -I know, but he wasn't getting any. -He had three speeds. -I know. -Do them. Do them. -I can't. Bing Crosby. Do them. Do them. Jonathan, do them. I wish it was my joke. -It is yours now. -It isn't mine. But, "Bridge on the Captain" I'm stealing, by the way. That'll be working at the next convention. "Bridge on the Captain." "You know what Bill said when we were doing the summit?" And can we talk about something we have not? We've shied away from it, and I'm not sure why, but I suspect it's probably time to bring it up. Can we talk about the wardrobe? Please? God. Did you hate your spacesuit as much as... I hated it after lunch. I hated it. You were thin. You were thin. I hated the spacesuit. Didn't you? -Jonathan ruined several... -Oh, God, don't even... Sometime in the evening... -Spilling food on them? -No. ...he would just rip them, literally tear them off his body. We had spandex spacesuits, and I'd rip, and I look at the poor wardrobe, -and they were like, "Oh, no." -What did you hate about it? -It was so tight and so miserable. -Tight? You see, it was two years of spandex... Before we moved to those nice gabardine... Picard manoeuvre. -Who do we have to thank for that? -Bill, probably. -Why Bill? -Thank me for anything. Well, you don't have to thank me. You have to thank my chiropractor, who said, "If they don't get you out of that suit, "you're going to be permanently ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Муми-тролль и комета на английском - текст Вооружён и опасен на английском - текст Полицейский из Беверли Хиллз 2 на английском - текст Американский ниндзя на английском - текст Табор уходит в небо на английском |