"What is your primary function?"
Are you alive?
"Ooo we all talk the wibberly
wobberly talk."
"And we look at all the pretty girls
with wibberly wobberly eyes."
"I wanna live."
Bastard!
Fuck!
Fuck you, I know the answear!
Come on!
Jill!
Jill, jump Jill!
Jump!
Come on.
Bastard!
Fucking shoot it!
Shoot it!
He's gone now.
It's gone now.
It flies now, he's gone now!
It's gone now. It's gone now.
"This is Angry Bob, coming at you
you loud and clear on W.A.R. Radio."
"Somewhere on your dial and
I'm gonna wake you up!"
"We got some good news this morning
from Fairisle Electronics."
"The Defence Department has just given
them the goahead"
"to massproduce the new MARK-13 Cyborg."
"And as a result, 800 wonderful new jobs
are to be created on the main assembly line."
"So get your unemployed asses on down to
Fairisle Electronics..."
"and get yourselves a job, huh!"
Subtitles by
Fruitbat."This is Angry Bob, the man with
the industrial dick!"
"Coming at you loud and clear
on W.A.R. Radio."
"Rise and shine folks
itґs a beautiful day."
"Just look at that sky,
itґs a work of art!"
"Nature never knew colors like that.
When you look at it, be sure to wear your shades!"
"The radiation count is way up
and the heatwave ainґt expected to let up either."
"Wheatercontrol tell us it will probably hit
110 downtown, before nightfall."
"As for the good news...
There is no fucking good news!"
"So letґs rock with one of our golden oldies..."
New York Max,
thatґs the place to make it now.
Youґre talking 9000 tons of steel, 4000 tons of
aluminium. 5-6 million miles of copperwire.
kitchen appliances, typewriters.
audio gear, tons of autoparts!
Works of art, hanging in the galleries
Just hanging there, waiting to be plucked.
Clothing, tupes, bridgework, false teeth,
prostetic limbs...
You name it, New York has got it all.
No one is going to repopulate The Big Apple,
not with the rat count the way it is.
You know, stuff is just going begging!
Salvage City, Max...Youґll love it.
Donґt call me Max.
Well, well well. Hard Mo Baxter.
Taking a little vacation?
Is this authorized?
What do you care?
Nothing that comes in here is authorized.
Oh, untrue. Iґm primarily legitimate now...
Maybe we should go elsewhere then Alvy?
No, no, wait untill I get my glasses!
Are you sure? We can go somewhere...
No, no, just wait...
That Alvy...
He kills me every time.
My back.
Christ!
Where is the little man?
Heґs indisposed...
You pushing something?
See what his shit is.
Let me see.
Where did you find it?
Glass flats, Judas sea,
looking all over.
I give you 30.
40?
50...Is that alright?
I knew youґd see it my way.
Merry Christmas.
What the fuck was that?!
A zonetripper.
Iґve seen his type...
The whole sea is full of them.
Who was that?
Someone looking for the bathroom, come on!
I put my boot in his ass
and sent him on his way.
Why donґt he piss in the street,
like everyone else?
Show me!
Where did you get this?!
Out in the zone, what do you think it is?
Probably a maintenance droid.
Stepped on a fragmine I guess.
You think so?
Itґs not alot I can do with this.
Itґs got good visual circuits, infrared...
Unusual microgear...
I give you 30 cґs cash in hand.
30 cґs...You are a generous man
but I think I will hold on to it.
This is junk,
what are you gonna do with it?
Itґs christmas eve Alvy, you should know that.
You used to be an elf, didnґt you?
You canґt expect me to go back to
my girl empty handed, can you?
You donґt know my girl...
How much for the other stuff?
10 cґs is as high as I go...
Yep Alvy, your as high as you ever gonna go.
Canґt help it if mother caught a dose in the big one.
Come on.
You just wait. All those years out in the zone
your kids will make me look like narcissis.
"Hey, hey folks! Rise and shine."
"I got an update here on the conflict we all know and love."
"The deathtoll from last nights violation
of the christmas ceasefire