me?
It's so romantic.
- So spontaneous!
- Good.
- [giggles] I can't wait.
- Good. Great.
And...
...as far as Giselle's concerned,
I'm just trying to help her. Honestly.
- I'm... Nothing's...
- You know what? If you say nothing happened,
nothing happened.
I trust you.
- So tomorrow night, then.
- This is so unlike you.
[muffled squeaking]
[grunts]
...middle of Times Square with that bus
driver who was ambushed earlier today
It appears this odd little box
controls the magic mirror.
[bus driver] They were dressed
all freaky. Then this chipmunk...
I've always been
in love with you.
Don't you have
any self-respect?
I don't need self-respect.
I just need your lips
against mine.
Wait, sire!
Go back! Go back! Please!
How could I love a man
who doesn't even like himself?
[woman] Get away from me,
Jerry! You disgust me!
[Jerry] I can't help my
feelings for you, Angela.
It's love that makes me
act this crazy.
[Angela] This isn't love.
This is infatuation.
[squeaking]
Shh, shh, shh.
Oh. Shh.
[squeaking]
Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
[squeaking]
I'm handsome even when I sleep?
[screeching]
Sad little chipmunk.
Aw, deranged from exhaustion.
Aw. Maybe you'd like to snuggle
in a nice little nook
for the night, eh?
[groans]
[blows raspberry]
Night-night.
Sleep tight.
I think I need some air, sire.
[TV] I don't like
them sad endings.
Sire.
Do you...
...like yourself?
What's not to like?
[train clattering]
[squeaking]
Where'd he go?
# When the moon hits your eye #
# Like a big pizza pie... #
Oh, yeah. Here.
Watch this.
Watch very carefully. I'm gonna
put it in this hand like that.
Oh, do it again! Show me!
That's wonderful.
- Show me again!
All right. Last time.
There you go. There it is.
- And look.
- [gasps]
You're a wizard! [laughs]
What?
- This is a very nice place.
- Yeah.
- And we're eating dinner?
- Yeah.
- This is a date.
- Yeah.
No! No! No, no. We're just...
We're just friends.
Besides, people don't usually
bring their children on dates.
[Giselle] That's too bad.
Morgan's a lovely girl.
She's very kind and very sweet.
Yeah. She's great.
- What?
- Does she miss her terribly?
- Miss who?
- Her mother.
Um...
- Well, we just...
- What?
- We don't talk about it.
- Oh.
I'm very sorry.
I didn't mean to pry.
No, no. It's OK.
It's just...
I don't talk about it...
to Morgan or to anybody.
- Because it was very sad?
- Not at first.
- You were in love.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- That was the problem.
- How could that be a problem?
Because love... The lovey-dovey
version that you talk about?
It's fantasy.
And one day,
you have to wake up and...
- ...you're in the real world.
- What made you wake up?
Well...
...she left.
- I'm so sorry for you both.
- It's OK.
I'm a big boy.
I can handle it.
It's her I
worry about, though.
I know she's shy. I know she
doesn't have very many friends.
I just want her to be strong,
you know?
To be able to face
the world for what it is.
That's why I don't
encourage the fairy tales.
I don't want to set her up
to believe in this
"dreams come true" nonsense.
But dreams do come true.
And maybe something
wonderful will happen.
Yeah, well, I forgot
who I was talking to.
Well, I hope you don't forget.
- I like talking to you.
- [Nathaniel with accent] For the nice lady.
- From a secret admirer.
- A secret admirer?
How come people keep
giving you free stuff?
- What is it?
- It's an apple martini, miss.
Apple mar... Ooh!
It looks yummy.
- Be careful. It's poisonous.
- [grunts]
- You're joking. [laughs]
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
- They'll creep up on you. I'd be careful.
- Well, I'll just have one sip.
- A sip is all it takes.
Oh.
- Hi-yah!
- Oh!
- You miserable...
- [squeaking]
There's a rodent on the table!
Can we get some help here?
Leave him alone!
He's telling me