What the...? Dave, don't do this to yourself, man. They sing. No. They don't. They do. Just give me a second. Come on, guys. Want a plane that loops the loop Me, I want a Hula-Hoop You know, Dave... ...some people might say it's kind of weird... ...that a grown man would want a Hula-Hoop. And others would say, "You know what's weirder than that? A grown man bringing another grown man... ...a big box with a bunch of chipmunks in it... ...who not only speak English but can sing." They do sing. We've been practicing all morning. Oh, you've been practicing. I never realized. Okay, well. Yeah. Okay, no. Dave, I'm going to pretend... ...that I have a lunch to go to. I've got a lunch to go to. What was that? Nothing. Nothing. Just a little stage fright. I thought my heart was gonna explode. We're not performing monkeys. Why do we have to sing for that guy? Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job... ...and you're staying at my place, so you owe me. We're sorry, Dave. Yeah, that helps. Never mind. I'm late for work. Can we go with you? What, so you can mess that up too? You're going home. Can I stand in your lap and steer? Oh, can we at least beep the horn? Never mind. So sorry about the delay. It should be a couple more minutes. But we're building the suspense. - Here he is. - Sorry I'm late. Boy, am I jazzed about our Yum-able Energy Bars commercial. That's Good-able Energy Bar commercial. Right, Good-able. Okay, here's the pitch. We open on a group of lethargic kids. Close-up on a little girl's face. She's sad. Our customers don't like to think of their kids as being sad. Could she be flying a kite? I like kites. Good. Okay, great. She's flying a kite. She's running with a kite. She's running out of steam. She's tired and lets go of the kite. Oh, no. We see her face, it's sad. - But not too sad. - Right. So she pulls out her Good-able Energy Bar... It's my mom. Sorry. - Hi, Mom. - A little situation, Dave. Theodore vacuumed up Alvin. - Alvin. - Dave, help! - What? - At least it wasn't the garbage disposal. Just stay calm. And there goes Theodore. Look, I can't do this right now, okay? I absolutely understand but... Sorry, Dave? Quick question. How do you feel about an indoor pool? Look, if you flood my house, you're dead. Out on the street, capiche? Mothers. Why don't we come over here and look at the sales projections? You know, when I first saw these numbers, I thought there's just no way... ...but then I looked again. The "size of Theodore's butt"? Why don't we come back to that? Anyway, 10 years ago, the market share for healthy food snacks... ...was imperceptible among 6- to 12-year-olds. "How smart Simon thinks he is"? Yeah, as opposed to how smart he actually is. Who's Simon? - I didn't... - Just move it along. You know what? I think I'll just clean out my office. Sounds good. SpongeBob. You're 15 minutes late. Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I was out all night looking for Gary. He got away. Well... Guys. What's this about? Obviously, Theodore's butt. We told you we colored. On my presentation boards? You got me fired. We didn't know. - We're sorry, Dave. - Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic. Sorry doesn't get my job back, now, does it, Theodore? Why are my clothes all over the place? We used them to mop up the water. Good idea, right? Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just...? It's a raisin, Dave. Prove it. Okay, you got me. I wanna talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin? - Alvin? - You owe me bigtime. Alvin. Come on. Come on. There's this new thing. It's called knocking. - Get out. - I'm waiting for the rinse cycle. - Out. - I'm taking a shower here. You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever... ...today would be at the top of the list. And it's still early. Clam it, sudsy. Okay. Guys, let me just put it to you ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Пропавший без вести 2: Начало на английском - текст Вторжение похитителей тел на английском - текст Формула любви на английском - текст Звёздный путь 4: Путешествие домой на английском - текст Жил певчий дрозд на английском |