wanted to warn you about Ian.
What? You should be grateful to Ian.
He did everything for you, Alvin,
and you broke his heart.
Really? How do I put this gently?
He's the devil. He doesn't have a heart.
And one of the things he did for us
was put us in a cage.
Alvin, he would never do that.
Yeah, 'cause you were there. I forgot.
- Brittany, you'd better watch out.
- I don't need advice from you.
- But...
- But nothing, Alvin.
Ian's taking us straight to the top!
Got it. Straight to the top.
- Ironic.
- Yeah, funny.
We are so going
to destroy those Chipmunks.
- I don't wanna destroy them.
- Me, neither.
I just wanna hang out with them.
All right, all right, all right. Hold...
All right, look.
You know, if you feel that way,
maybe we should just
withdraw from the contest.
- What?
- Then I'll put you in a FedEx package
and mail you back to whatever tree
you came from. Sound good?
- No.
- Okay, then.
Take it from the top. Let's go!
All right. Wait. Stop!
Short one in the green dress.
- What's your name again?
- Eleanor.
Yeah, look,
I'm losing you there, you know.
- Have you always been that short?
- I... I guess.
Well, you got to work on that. Okay?
All right, let me try something here.
Brittany. Here, come up here.
No, you two stay back.
Little further.
Oh, yeah. Now, that I like.
And it's not just because Brittany's
more of a mega, ultra superstar
than you guys.
Good, good. Okay, you know what?
Let's get a little more separation.
Brittany, stay there. Let's get a little
more separation from you guys.
Yeah, let's give her some room.
Give her some room, guys. Back.
Okay. All right, watch me now.
1, 2, 3!
Now, watch me. Watch me now.
Hello.
Toby?
What are you doing at the house?
Where's Aunt Jackie?
Dave! Hey! Hey, Dave, what's happening?
Aunt Jackie is in the hospital.
I'm a little worried.
Who's watching the boys?
I am.
So, Dave, how is Paris?
- Wait, are the boys behaving?
- Absolutely. They've been just peachy.
Toby, what's going on?
Nothing. Nothing. No, don't even...
Don't even worry about it.
You know, I know that you're
not supposed to be stressed out,
so I'm going to go right now.
But it's all good here.
Come home soon! Bye!
Toby?
Toby!
Nurse! Nurse! Get me out of here!
Help!
I don't mean to interrupt your game,
but I saw you stand up to Ryan
- when he littered. That took guts.
- Really?
And that's the type of guy
that we're looking for.
Jeremy Smith, student body president.
- How do you do? I'm...
- International recording star
- and litter monitor Simon Seville.
- Litter monitor?
Litter monitor.
It's a new position that we've created
to help raise awareness
of a pressing problem in our society.
I agree 99% plus 1. You do the math.
Well, Simon, I know this is a lot to ask,
but we're looking for a take-charge guy
to take charge
of this very rewarding position.
What do you say?
Excuse me, everybody.
Quick announcement.
I'm Simon. I'm the litter monitor.
Put your trash in the garbage can.
Peace out.
Hello, ladies! You probably weren't aware
that you dropped a wrapper
on the ground,
so we're just gonna call this one
a warning.
Carry on.
- What up, dudes?
- What up, Al?
Hey, everybody! Check it out!
The newest member of the football team.
Suiting up for our first away game.
- Ry, don't mess with me.
- I talked to coach. You're in.
Dude! That's great! Awesome!
So check it out, A-man.
We're watching the new litter monitor.
I wasn't aware
the school even had a litter monitor.
We don't. But don't tell him that.
- Are you going to pick that up?
- No.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
I guess I'm going to have to give you
a citation.
- Oh, no! I got a citation for littering!
- Oh, no!
You wanna play that game, do you?
Well, guess what?
I can play that game all day long.
- Simon!
- It's a joke, dude.
Litter is no joking matter.
No. You're the joke.
We're messing with you.
There's no such thing as a