together.
Be cool.
- Hello?
- Yes?
- Boys, it's me.
- Dave!
Dave? As in, "Dave"?
Well, I guess
since you answered the phone,
- you haven't burned down the house yet.
- Have a little faith, Dave.
Yeah. Mayday!
- What was that?
- Don't stress him out.
That was Aunt Jackie. Yeah.
She's making us a zesty 5-course meal.
Really? Well, can I talk to her?
- She's practicing her pole dancing.
- Pole dancing?
What happened to making dinner?
Guys, what's going on?
- Gotta go, Dave.
- Alvin, I'm not kidding.
- Feel better.
- Alvin!
Yep. Nobody does that better than him.
Toby? Toby, wake up.
Sorry.
No, that's... That's okay. What is it?
I had a nightmare.
The nightmares.
I hate the nightmares. What was it?
I dreamt we didn't have a family anymore.
Theodore.
Theodore, that couldn't happen.
No, you guys are tight.
Nothing could ever separate you.
Unless, like, an eagle swooped down
from the sky and was like, caw-caw!
- What?
- And grabbed you and...
Which... Which couldn't happen, ever.
So why would you...
Why would you ever think that
that would ever happen?
You know, 'cause the Eagles
are in Philadelphia.
No! No!
Sweet dreams.
- Toby! Toby, make it stop!
- What are you doing?
There's something wrong with the clock!
It won't shut up! I can't sleep!
That's the point. It's an alarm clock.
It helps you wake up early in the morning.
- Why would anyone wanna wake up early?
- Well, for school.
- You gotta be there by 8:00.
- In the morning?
Look, I don't like getting up this early
any more than you do.
But we are in this together, Alvin.
Sooner you get to school, sooner I get
to come home and get back to sleep.
You mean,
you don't stay with us at school?
No, no... No, I've done my time,
thank you very much.
But school is fun, right?
Fun? Well, I guess maybe it's fun-ish.
Hey, it's my cat!
Hey, remember I was telling you? Hey!
Hey! Hey, kitty. It's me. Remember?
I treated you good.
Okay, here we go.
Enjoy your first day at school.
See you around 3:00-ish.
Okay.
We got this. This'll be a walk in the park.
A chaotic and frightening
walk in the park!
Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
Hi, I'm Theodore.
- Watch out!
- Look out!
Hi, I'm...
Guys? Guys?
Oh, boy!
- Eagle!
- Go, Eagles!
Eagle!
That wasn't very fun-ish.
You must be our new students.
I'm Dr. Rubin, the principal.
And we're the Chipmunks.
Yes, well, that would explain
the fur and the bushy tails.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Gentlemen? Oh, us. Right.
There was a minute left and
we were down by 2. And I'm like,
"Coach, I don't care if my leg's broken.
Put me in. I can win this."
- I never get tired of this story.
- So I hobble out, barely able to stand.
Did I mention my leg was broken?
- Miss Ortega.
- Yes?
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
- Hello, guys. Welcome to homeroom.
- Good to be here.
- I hope.
- So this is a classroom.
I love the smell of zit cream
in the morning.
Hello, ladies.
- Is that the Chipmunks?
- The Chipmunks!
We love you, Alvin!
Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
Yes, he's Theodore, in case you missed it.
And I am Simon.
The name's Seville. Alvin Seville.
Somebody's gonna have to
knock those guys down to size.
Well, that should be pretty easy.
I mean, they're only 8 inches tall.
I had 15 cars.
I mean, that's, like, 5 more cars
than anybody really needs.
I had 7 maids.
I had courtside seats to the Lakers.
Even my maids had
courtside seats to the Lakers.
And now look at me. Look at me!
- Alvin and the Chipmunks!
- I lost everything.
Except for my dignity.
They can't take that away from me.
And it's all because of them.
Hey. Breakfast.
Now I run around hoping and praying
that I can find other animals
that can sing or dance. I mean...
Wait a second. You don't sing, do you?
Hey! Hey! That's my muffin!
Give me my muffin, you dirty rat!
I will get you, Chipmunks.
Girls, we gotta get out of here.
- I can't see.
- Not on my nose!
- That's my tail!