history, boys.
Ready!
Break!
Defense!
This ain't no dance,
baby!
I'm taking you down,
Jennifer!
You're the one
going down, rat face.
I'm gonna crack you like an
acorn and eat you for dinner,
with some fava beans
and a nice Chianti.
Is he talking
about my father?
A-42! A-42!
Hut!
Incoming!
Yeah!
Touchdown, Eagles!
Oh, yeah. Come on! That's
what I'm talking about.
Don't hate the player,
hate the game.
And I love
how awesome I am.
Final score,
Eagles 15, Warriors 14.
What do you think about
that, suckers? Oh, yeah!
In your faces! That's
what I'm talking about.
You're like the Randy Moss
of chipmunks.
Yeah! Give me an "A."
Give me an "L."
Give me a "V." Give me
an "I." Give me an "N."
What does that spell?
Awesome!
Way to go, Alvin!
I'm the king
of the world!
Party with the MVP!
Oh, yeah!
Party with Alvin!
You got that right.
Everybody
to the beach house!
Let's do it!
Alvin! Alvin!
Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
Chipettes! Chipettes!
So, look, guys, I just want you
to know that I'm here for you.
There's plenty of time.
I'm gonna go find Alvin,
everything's
gonna work out.
Thanks, Toby.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Dr. Rubin.
Thank you, students.
Thank you.
Welcome to our exciting
sing-off competition
between the Chipmunks
and the CHipettes.
Now, remember, students,
there are no winners or losers.
Yeah, remind me to
tell the Chipmunks
that when we blow
them off the stage.
The group that we
choose today will give
our school
a chance to win $25,000
to save our music department.
So, without further ado,
I give you the Chipettes!
This is it, girls.
Can you believe it?
Brittany,
your time to shine, baby.
Go out there and
knock them dead.
Yes, sir! I can do it!
You two, I just want to let you
know not to get in Brittany's way.
Oh.
Oh. Okay.
Like what you see? Call
Ian Hawke. 310-555-5309.
Don't worry, Simon.
Alvin will walk through
that door any minute now.
Alvin!
I am back!
Girls, that's for us.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well done, ladies. And now,
let's Hear it for a group that
will rock you like a Hurricane.
At least that's what many
of you students Have told me.
Here they are,
the Chipmunks!
Hey, you know they
say there's no "I"
in the word "team,"
and they're right.
But you know what there
is an "I" in? "Alvin. "
Sucks to be you. Girls!
Sadly, he's correct.
Did you find him?
Guys. Sorry, I searched
the whole perimeter.
And I don't know why,
but the team's not back yet.
Well, what should we do?
I would...
I would ask someone
who's not me.
I know what
we should do.
Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
Chipmunks! Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
Hi, everyone.
Our brother Alvin
couldn't be Here today.
The thing is, we've never
performed without Alvin.
And we're not
starting now.
You can't Have
only two little pigs.
You can't Have
only two musketeers.
So, you know you can't
Have only two CHipmunks.
Thank you.
I'll take you home.
Hear that, girls? That
is the sound of success.
I realize How devastated
you Chipmunk fans must be.
So, I guess that means
that the Chipettes
will be representing West
Eastman... Come on, girls.
Let's take a victory lap.
Hey, come on, guys.
Let's go.
Brit, we have to.
Let's go.
Yeah! Let them know!
Thank you. Thanks.
Ah, life is good.
Especially when
you're not a loser.
Hey, guys! I'm here!
Guys?
Oh, great.
They're gone, Alvin.
They're never
gonna forgive me.
You know, Alvin,
Ian was right.
You don't care about
anyone but yourself.
Oh, and by the way, I never
wanted to win this way.
Simon? Theodore?
Simon, are you awake?
Theo?
Theo!
Theodore? Theodore?
Theodore, I don't blame you
for being mad... Uh-oh.
"I ran away from home.
"Don't look for me at the
zoo, 'cause I'm not there."