get to school, soon I get to compound and get back to sleep.
- You mean you don't stayin' with us in school?
- No, no , no.
I've done my time making very much.
- But school is fun, right?
- Fun? Well, i guess Maybe, it's... fun-ish..
Hey, it's my cat!
Hey kiddy it's me, remember?
I treated you good.
There, here we go.
Enjoy your first day in school.
See you around three-ish.
We got it.This got to be a walk in the park.
I'm frightening.
Hi, I'm Theodore.
Hi, I'm Theodore.
- Eagle.
- Go eagle!
That wasn't very fun-ish.
You must be our new students.
I'm Dr Rubin, the principal.
And we are the Chipmunks.
Yeah, that will explain the fur and booshy tales.
- Follow me, gentlemen.
- Gentlemen?
Oh, us. Right.
There was a minute left and
we were down by two ...
And I mind couch: I don't care if my leg is broken,
put me in, I can win this...
I never get tired of that story.
So I hobbled out barely able to stand...
Did I mention my leg was broken?
- Mrs Ortega?
- Yes?
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
- Well guys, welcome to home room.
- Good to be here, I hope.
So this is a classroom?
I love the smell of zit cream in the morning.
Hello ladies.
Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
Yes, he's Theodore in case you missed it.
And I am Simon.
My name Seville, Alvin Seville.
Enchantйe... mademoiselle.
Somebody's have to knock these guys down to size.
That should be pretty easy, really.
They are only eight inches tall.
I had 15 cars.
I mean that's like five more cars than anybody really needs.
I had seven maids.
Courtside seats to the Lakers.
Even my maids had courstside seats to the Lakers.
Now, look at me.
Look at me.
I lost everything.
Except for my dignity,
they can't take that away from me.
And it's all because of them.
Oh, hey ...crackers.
Now run around, hoping and praying
that I could find other animals that can ...
sing or dance.
Wait a second, you don't sing, do you?
Hey, hey that's my muffin.
Give me my muffin! You dirty rat.
I will get you Chimpmunks.
Girls, we have to get out of here.
I can't see.
- My nose.
- That's my tail! - Sorry.
- Move your ass.
- Ok. Stop pushing me.
- We made it. - Jets Records!
- Phew!
Oh, my gosh. It's him! Ian Hawke!
Mr Hawke?
That voice! I can't get it out of my head!
Hello, Mr Hawke?
That not in my head, that's really happening.
- What do you want?
- We want to introduce ourselves.
That's right.
I'm Brittany. And this is my sister Eleanor.
Hello, sir. Such a pleasure to meet you!
And I'm their sister Jeanette.
Although I feel more like an Olivia or sometimes....
Anyway, we are the Chipmunk girls.
We will be just so honored to have you to represent us.
You made Alvin and the Chipmunk stars.
We wanna be stars too, yeah!
And hangin' out with the Chipmunks.
Ok, now listen before we get all girly and giggly
about this, just tell me one thing ...
You can sing, right?
Hang on, not here.
Why not we take this meeting upstairs
in my penthouse office?
This is so exciting.
Oh, my gosh, can you believe it?
My first penthouse office!
Oh, my... the Hollywood sign!
I thought you might like the view!
Ladies, tell me little something about yourselves.
We grew up in a small town,
population 300 and ...
Really? That's fascinating. Great!
All right, impress me!
One, two, three.
Girls, girls, girls.
Guess who just became the number one
Chipmunks' band in whole dang world?
Ian Hawke.
So, when can we meet the Chipmunks?
That's an excellent question
and the excellent answer is...
I don't really represent Alvin and the Chipmunks anymore.
- Oh, no. Wha-what happened?
- Oh, classic tale.
Sweet and innocent when I met them,
they had nothing ...and then I work my butt of
to make them rock stars and...
They changed.
Turned out to be like bad cheese.
- No.
- That's terrible.
I know. I mean, I treated Alvin like my own son, you know.
And he just goes and spits on me.
Literally.
He filled his chipmunk's cheeks with