Yes, sir! I can do it!
You two,
I just want to let you know
not to get in Brittany's way.
Oh.
Oh. Okay.
(BAND PLAYING SINGLE LADIES)
(CHIPETTES SINGING
SINGLE LADIES)
Like what you see?
Call lan Hawke.
310-555-5309.
Don't worry, Simon.
Alvin will walk
through that door
any minute now.
(DOOR OPENS)
Alvin!
(CHUCKLING EXCITEDLY)
I am back!
(HARMONIZING)
Girls, that's for us.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well done, ladies. And now,
let's Hear it for a group
that will rock you
like a Hurricane.
At least that's what
many of you students
Have told me.
Here they are,
the Chipmunks!
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
Hey, you know they
say there's no "l"
in the word "team,"
and they're right.
But you know what
there is an "l" in?
"Alvin."
Sucks to be you. Girls!
Sadly, he's correct.
THEODORE:
Did you find him?
Guys. Sorry, I searched
the whole perimeter.
And I don't know why,
but the team's not back yet.
Well, what should we do?
I would...
I would ask someone
who's not me.
(SIGHS)
I know what
we should do.
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
Chipmunks!
Chipmunks!
Chipmunks!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
Hi, everyone.
(CLEARING THROAT)
Our brother Alvin
couldn't be Here today.
The thing is,
we've never performed
without Alvin.
And we're not
starting now.
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
You can't Have
only two little pigs.
You can't Have
only two musketeers.
So, you know
you can't Have
only two CHipmunks.
Thank you.
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
(STUDENTS BOOING)
I'll take you home.
(BOOING CONTINUES)
Hear that, girls?
That is the sound
of success.
I realize
How devastated you
Chipmunk fans must be.
So, I guess that means
that the Chipettes
will be representing
West Eastman...
Come on, girls.
Let's take a victory lap.
Hey, come on, guys.
Let's go.
Brit, we have to.
Let's go.
Yeah! Let them know!
Thank you. Thanks.
Ah, life is good.
Especially when
you're not a loser.
Hey, guys! I'm here!
Guys?
Oh, great.
They're gone, Alvin.
They're never
gonna forgive me.
You know, Alvin,
lan was right.
You don't care about
anyone but yourself.
(GULPS)
Oh, and by the way,
I never wanted
to win this way.
(SIGHING)
Simon? Theodore?
Simon, are you awake?
Theo?
(WHISPERING) Theo!
(SIGHS)
Theodore? Theodore?
Theodore, I don't blame you
for being mad... Uh-oh.
"I ran away from home.
"Don't look for
me at the zoo,
'cause I'm not there."
Oh, no, Theodore.
Hello? Meerkat family?
(GRUNTING)
Oh, brother.
(GRUNTING)
Is anyone home?
My name is Theodore.
I'd like to be
in your family.
Maybe they're hiding.
Don't be afraid!
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
(GASPS)
(STAMMERING)
You are not a meerkat.
Toby, you take the lions,
the tigers and the bears.
Simon and I will
take the butterfly room.
(EAGLE SQUAWKING)
THEODORE: (STAMMERING)
Nice eagle.
SIMON: Theo!
Don't move, Theodore!
No problem there.
Hang in there!
Hang in there, little guy!
We're gonna get
you out of there!
Okay, okay,
we need a plan.
We need a carefully
executed plan.
Or you could
just run in there
like a maniac.
(SCREECHING)
ALVIN: Theo, watch out!
Hi, I'm Theodore.
(GRUNTS)
Hey, birdie!
Over here!
Are you hungry?
'Cause this "A"
stands for "appetizer"!
(SCREECHING)
Let's all just relax
and we'll talk this out.
Okay?
Look, I get why you
want Theodore. I do.
But, I'm sorry,
I can't let that happen.
He's my brother.
Not that he'd know that,
because I've been
such a big jerk lately.
If anyone deserves
to be eaten, it's me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not literally!
I got you, Alvin!
Move it!
Oh, Theo.
Help!
Guys,
it's a wedge-tail eagle.
Their only mortal enemy
is the pygmy elephant.
Luckily,
I speak a