should rhyme!
Rime.
and if you finish it today,
I can give it to her tonight!
Tonight.
Oh and have a good
time!
Yes sir!
hurry! We will miss the ferry!
Alcataraz, what are we doing going
to a prison?
EX Prison, its now
A Tourist place!
Where Begin
1st rythm.
There is so smoking... eating...blah
on this tour...
If you want to do those things...
do them in the dock area!
Also, if you have a heart condition, or
other problems...
you dont want to be on this
tour!
All right, lets move it along!
Walk together quickly!
Bring up the rear there!
Stop right here!
Come on!
inmates never entered the building this way...
only the warden did!
Let me out!
I didnt do it!
melody...
too slow
Too Simple
Too long!
YES!
Now backwards!
What are you doing?
Stop!
Hello?
What?
this is where the inmates went
when they were being punished!
This place is good and dirty!
Four brothers
no short stuff!
Nice toy!
Have you known a
lot of giris?
A few.
But none ever won
me a penguin!
How about you?
- Penguins?
No, MEN!
Enough!
But none ever wrote music for me!
I never had a day like this
EVER!
Its my pleasure.
Now for MY pleasure!
Kiss me Groucho!
- Youre beeping!
Its just my watch!
- Oh you will be late for rehersal!
SO!
I will be late then!
If you can play it for her, you
can play it for me!
What?
Play it sam!
What key?
Your favorite
Do you want verses first?
Or choruses?
Any way you like!
YES!
- obnoxious-
Five, four, three and Lift!
Darling I love you to bits!
And I want to see your TITS!
Stop STOP!
Its all wrong!
Wrong?
Sounds like Soda Pop!
It IS!
And those WORDS!
I cant play that for her!
I want to squeeze you, lick you..
pucker up and kiss you!
You make it sound like
a lemon!
But they rhyme!
NO, We must do it again!
Do over?
- Yes Over!
Its gotta be slow...
like a real love song!
I dont know what love is...
you never told me!
And the words...
you have gotta understand them!
I want TO!
- OK
Help ME!
OK!
Which Workds
Kiss.
Kiss..
You do with the mouth!
Like that?
Well actually...
2 mouths!
Two mouths.
And then you pucker up, touch lips,
and kiss!
Next...
Did you...
Kiss to her?
YES.
Next...
You spelled it wrong!
The real way is
L O V E
It is the most powerful feeling
in the universe!
Really!
Its how we have all survived!
How does it feel like?
It can make you feel happy,
Sad...
Nervous, calm...
Hot,...Cold...
...Can give you stregnth,
Make you weak...
Moles...
That does not compute!
Look!
I cant!
Listen...
Its not about words...
its about feelings...
Remember when you first played
the music for her...
YES!
Try to remember what it was
like...
it came from deep inside me!
she made me feel...
Thats it! She made
you feel!
Good! Perfect!
Love!
Well, no...
But its good enough
for a song!
Any other words?
Screw
Where did you hear that?
The cleaning lady.
She said that?
Could have been the plumber...
...he was here too!
Well skip that word...
Next?...
Attn: sports fans...
We interrupt this program for
a brief musical interlude...
I finished it... Moles.
Ok, lets hear it!
Is beautiful.
But I cannot give it to her...
- Why not?
Madeline!
What you are doing here?
I thought you were at
rehersal.
I forgot my music...
and now I find this
Its wonderful Miles
You wrote it for me
No... I mean...
Did you like it?
You keep saying you know
nothing about music...
...then you surprise me with this...
I LIKED it!
Are you sure you dont
have a dog?
No, just a PEST!
Come on, Ill walk you
to your car!
I want to MEET her!
Moles! Moles!
I WANT to meet her!
That is REALLY SICK!
From now on,
Stay OUT of this ROOM!
I want to TELL her!
Tell her what?
Whats been going on!
Who wrote the song.
Get out of there, go to your...
... um... room..?!
I need to MOLES!
Please!
- NO!
Please!
- NEVER!
Maybe she loves ME!
How could she possibly
do that?
She loves Music, MY MUSIC...
...MY