use it
when Jack gets here.
Give it to me.
Maybe you'd like to use
your friend, the knife.
Shit!
Perhaps when Jack comes in you'd
prefer to make him pancakes.
No! No!
Yes.
This is a lot like how
I gave up smoking.
Let's go through it once more.
What will you say when Jack comes?
Hi, Jack. Want some pancakes?
Come on. I'll put the thing on.
Come on.
There we go.
Yes, today we go to victory.
Here we go.
Here we are.
Sorry.
You do well,
you'll be leader of the pack.
Industry is dead!
Bread lines are forming!
America is bankrupt!
The future is anarchy!
Be alert!
The have-nots will soon
be coming after those...
...smart enough to prepare
for the inevitable end.
Looting may occur any day or night!
So use your eyes, and your ears!
Move out! Move out!
Was Donald signed up
for the looter course?
He paid the fee.
I love the smell
of malamute in the morning!
He chewed through the ropes.
He's more primitive than I thought.
No more for me.
You only had to watch him
for 15 minutes!
I did.
Where is he?
God knows. He's not as dumb
as I thought.
He has to be
around here somewhere...
...because I had my eye on him
the whole time.
- You fell asleep.
- I didn't.
I swear. I...
Look, here's what happened. I was...
You were asleep. I was wide awake.
And he was asleep.
And I was awake and watching him.
And, well, I think
he released this gas.
And...
...he must've had it in his shoes...
Candice.
Okay, I'm not sure about the gas,
but what happened was...
All right, I fell asleep.
I'm sorry. I messed up.
You hate me, right?
Just sit here, understand?
And don't open the door.
Not to anybody. Okay?
- Where's Don?
- He had to leave in a hurry.
Something's not kosher.
Somebody tell me what's going on.
Something's wrong.
I can smell it like a dog.
You are what you eat.
- What's this?
- I was making a sweater.
What have you done with Donald?
Shit.
No! Not now!
Don't chicken out! Stay!
Goddamn it!
Your gun jammed, Mr. Honky Mo'Fo?
Shit!
My God, that's sick.
What kind of man
gives cigarettes to trees?
Come on out and fight!
I don't want to have to kill you!
You don't want to...
You're not gonna kill me the slow way
by leaving cigarettes in trees.
You want to try and kill me?
Well, Mr. Honky Mo'Fo,
take your best shot!
Shit, the same arm!
It's too cold. My arm's frozen.
That's why I'm not bleeding.
Men, I have to ask you to do something
I haven't fully trained you for.
I have to ask you to kill.
Don't be intimidated, men.
I'm merely speaking of some
simple, scum-sucking vermin.
It's not the starving city
vermin we've been hoping for...
...but these days you have to take
what you can get.
Sorry, Wes.
Go ahead.
You will be up against
a professional killer.
Now this is us!
The vermin could be on this road...
...or he could be in the luxury
survival residence of our own Donald.
We're going to be here!
And we're going to be here!
And the command post here!
The special squad
will surround the post.
Those with weapons
that fire full auto...
Excuse me, are you saying...
...you want us to shoot a real person?
That's what you're trained for here.
This cost extra?
You shot my gun, goddamn it!
You're not supposed to shoot
a person's gun!
That pisses me off!
You know how much one of these costs?
You think you got me?
This one has your name and address!
Jack?
Yeah?
Time out, okay?
What?
Time out.
You won't believe this...
...but I brought the wrong bullets.
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
This morning I was in a hurry
to get out...
...and I brought the wrong ammo.
Silly me. It's a mistake
anybody could make!
What do you want me to do?
Make a few snowballs...
...while you get bullets
to shoot at me?
Would you mind?
I'll be right back!
Lt'll just take a minute!
Yeah, you go right ahead!
I knew you were church people.
Liar!
Mush!
Shit!
Men...
...follow me.
Donald!
You idiot, you'll get us all killed!
Where the hell are