automatic gun.
Semi-automatic.
Automatics are illegal.
- Why are you saying "consider"?
- I just mean, Donald...
...you seem so different.
- Whizzer...
...I'm no different, I'm just armed.
Survival training will be fun.
Like skiing,
except for booby traps.
I don't believe in surviving.
I believe in living.
Come on, take a chance.
I'm not gonna go.
If you want to go, you can.
But, I won't be here
when you get back.
Yes, you will.
You'll love me more when I'm back.
You'll remember I was a wimp
and love me more...
...because I'll be a real man.
- I love who you are now.
Or at least who I thought you were.
Don't...
I'm on my way. Got my gear. I'm
giving you one last chance to come.
You can give me
pointers when you get back.
Depending how things go,
I might not come back.
I may buy a survival condo
and stay indefinitely.
Indefinitely?
In case you want to visit,
here's the address and directions.
- There are no phones. You can't call.
- We'll write.
We'll tie messages on birds.
You look at me like
the lights are on, but nobody's home.
A man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
- I've never had a friend like you.
- Same here.
- Take care of yourself.
- You too, kid.
I get 47%
of the meter drop plus tips, right?
Car 89, your fare will
be in front of the address.
Looks like we gonna have us
a little rain.
Keeps up, this damp weather.
What do you think?
Let's go.
Take a right.
You escape?
- I made bail.
- They let you out.
They had me for attempted robbery,
and the computer didn't work.
So here we are.
You, temporarily.
- Take it right... Turn right here.
- Where?
At the next street.
Are you gonna start that shit again?
- Wait a second.
- You wait a second.
Hands in your pockets.
The police didn't link you
to the murders so nobody knows.
You know who I am.
Your friend knows.
I didn't say anything before, did I?
I could have told them.
I appreciate that. I don't know if
your friend's biscuits are done.
You give up on killing us...
...and we won't say anything
about your killing...
You see? I already forgot his name.
- Why don't we talk to him?
- He's out of town. Maybe indefinitely.
- Let's call him.
- There's no phone there.
- Can't talk to him, can't phone...
- Tell you what.
I have his address.
I'll give it to you.
Get away from the car. Come here.
I'll make you a deal. If I haven't
heard from him in a week...
...you'll be the deadest sons of
bitches God strung a gut through.
Now, my phone number is 555-1727.
And don't call before 9 a. m.
- I'll take your car. You don't mind?
- My pleasure.
You remember that number.
Look.
Hello. We're looking for somebody.
But we could look someplace else.
I knew you'd change your mind.
I feel like a bear's gynaecologist.
- Hope you like scrambled eggs.
- I didn't know you cooked.
- I whip up something now and then.
- What else?
Powdered coffee, powdered pancakes,
powdered bacon.
You could snort breakfast.
I have. Here we go. There.
You get the hang of it real soon.
- Are those done?
- You bet.
What brings you here, huh?
You're probably fleeing
the Big Cesspool.
That's what Wes calls New York.
Kind of a play on words.
The Big Apple. The Big Cesspool.
- He's a witty guy.
- I can't wait for you to meet him.
- Why are you really here?
- Excuse us, sweetheart.
- Do I have to?
- Yes, go watch TV.
- No TV.
- How do you exist?
Go read a magazine. Look outside.
Listen to your headphones.
Watch for migrating geese.
You didn't take your breakfast.
Feed it to the migrating geese.
If the heat stays on,
the eggs turn back to powder.
Saw Jack the other night.
He's out on bail.
The only people worse
than lawbreakers are lawmakers.
I made a deal with him.
Stop cooking and listen to me.
I made a deal with Jack.
We reveal nothing...
...and he, in turn, leaves us alone.
But he wants to hear it from your lips.
That you go along. What do you say?
Let's go.
Go get