primitive than I thought.
No more for me.
You only had to watch him
for 15 minutes!
I did.
Where is he?
God knows. He's not as dumb
as I thought.
He has to be
around here somewhere...
...because I had my eye on him
the whole time.
- You fell asleep.
- I didn't.
I swear. I...
Look, here's what happened. I was...
You were asleep. I was wide awake.
And he was asleep.
And I was awake and watching him.
And, well, I think
he released this gas.
And...
...he must've had it in his shoes...
Candice.
Okay, I'm not sure about the gas,
but what happened was...
All right, I fell asleep.
I'm sorry. I messed up.
You hate me, right?
Just sit here, understand?
And don't open the door.
Not to anybody. Okay?
- Where's Don?
- He had to leave in a hurry.
Something's not kosher.
Somebody tell me what's going on.
Something's wrong.
I can smell it like a dog.
You are what you eat.
- What's this?
- I was making a sweater.
What have you done with Donald?
Shit.
No! Not now!
Don't chicken out! Stay!
Goddamn it!
Your gun jammed, Mr. Honky Mo'Fo?
Shit!
My God, that's sick.
What kind of man
gives cigarettes to trees?
Come on out and fight!
I don't want to have to kill you!
You don't want to...
You're not gonna kill me the slow way
by leaving cigarettes in trees.
You want to try and kill me?
Well, Mr. Honky Mo'Fo,
take your best shot!
Shit, the same arm!
It's too cold. My arm's frozen.
That's why I'm not bleeding.
Men, I have to ask you to do something
I haven't fully trained you for.
I have to ask you to kill.
Don't be intimidated, men.
I'm merely speaking of some
simple, scum-sucking vermin.
It's not the starving city
vermin we've been hoping for...
...but these days you have to take
what you can get.
Sorry, Wes.
Go ahead.
You will be up against
a professional killer.
Now this is us!
The vermin could be on this road...
...or he could be in the luxury
survival residence of our own Donald.
We're going to be here!
And we're going to be here!
And the command post here!
The special squad
will surround the post.
Those with weapons
that fire full auto...
Excuse me, are you saying...
...you want us to shoot a real person?
That's what you're trained for here.
This cost extra?
You shot my gun, goddamn it!
You're not supposed to shoot
a person's gun!
That pisses me off!
You know how much one of these costs?
You think you got me?
This one has your name and address!
Jack?
Yeah?
Time out, okay?
What?
Time out.
You won't believe this...
...but I brought the wrong bullets.
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
This morning I was in a hurry
to get out...
...and I brought the wrong ammo.
Silly me. It's a mistake
anybody could make!
What do you want me to do?
Make a few snowballs...
...while you get bullets
to shoot at me?
Would you mind?
I'll be right back!
It'll just take a minute!
Yeah, you go right ahead!
I knew you were church people.
Liar!
Mush!
Shit!
Men...
...follow me.
Donald!
You idiot, you'll get us all killed!
Where the hell are you?
No, wait! Whoa!
Why are you here?
You're alive! Where's Jack?
Unfortunately, he's alive too.
Now get on! Move it!
I emptied the clip!
I put more bullets in.
.38 caliber don't fit .45 caliber!
That's why I'm here. Ammunition. Help!
You made me slap my hand!
Why am I wearing all this?
Strip down for efficiency!
He ruined my gun. $1000!
- These?
- I need .45s.
Those are long and thin!
I need .45, short and fat.
Short and fat.
You checked in.
Bless you for staying with me.
You're not going any place.
I'm standing here, and you
and your bullets won't get by.
We're staying alive.
Candice, quit helping.
Listen, I didn't ask you
to come up here and save me.
I came up here to save myself.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Well, I guess it's like what Wes says:
"When it comes down to it,
it's every man for himself.
And no man is an island.
And some men are peninsulas".
- What?
- I don't want you to die.
Don't kiss my