minute.
Under the leadership
of our president, Michael Carlino...
...we have gone a long ways toward
answering the needs of its members.
And I don't think it's proper
to take cheap shots at us...
...without knowing all the facts.
Point of parliamentary
procedure, Mr. Chairman.
You listen to me, you facc'e merda.
You show your face at another
union meeting, and so help me God...
...I'm gonna break your legs.
This meeting is adjourned.
What are you telling me, Frank?
That they put us here because
I spoke up at the union meeting?
If I were you, I wouldn't open
unusual pieces of mail...
- ...in the next few weeks.
- You're paranoid.
The truth is, this is just
an unpleasant job.
Not that I'm complaining.
But I'll tell you what I find
particularly difficult to believe.
We're actually guarding garbage.
Just keep your eyes open for that
international ring of garbage thieves.
- Hey, isn't this great?
- Oh, yeah.
Amazing what
some people throw away.
This place is a gold mine,
I'm telling you.
- Really?
- Oh, yeah, look at this here.
I found this. Practically brand new,
hardly been used.
- You guys find anything?
- Yeah.
I found a toothbrush,
almost brand new.
- What color?
- Red.
- Perfect. Perfect match. Where?
- About three mounds over that way.
- Over there?
- Yeah.
Okay, great.
You guys need anything?
- No.
- No.
Okay. Keep an eye out
for a shoe like this, okay?
Okay, take it easy. See you.
See you later.
- Yesterday, garbage, today, this.
- Quit complaining.
- Let's just go to work.
- Yeah, no, just forget it, okay?
I'll tell you, I've had it.
I can't take it anymore. I'm quitting.
Don't be such a wussy.
Toughen up, will you?
A little toxic waste
isn't gonna kill you.
I'd like to father a child one day.
I'd like that child
to look human, you know.
Oh, mutations can't be that bad.
Maybe he'll have a third arm.
Put him in a sideshow...
- Glad you're taking this seriously.
- ...make a little extra-- All right.
Hi, guys, how's it going?
Lost two more teeth today.
Jeez, you guys look terrible.
- How long you been working here?
- Every day for the last three weeks.
Why don't you put in
for another assignment?
We did. They keep
sending us back here.
- Why?
- I don't know.
I mean, we used to be
on warehouse duty.
That was great, wasn't it?
Warehouse duty?
Then one night,
the place got robbed...
...and O'Connell, he got
all mad at us for no reason.
We-- We weren't even there.
And Bruno, he told us
to take a break...
...and the place got robbed
while we were gone.
Bruno, the--? Big Bruno?
It's not fair.
- We're quitting.
- Oh, yeah.
- Don't eat or drink anything here, guys.
- No, no.
- Take lots of...
- Yeah.
- ...showers.
- Thanks for the tip.
You guys take care of yourselves.
I'll tell you something.
I'm not gonna end up
looking like that.
Don't worry, you won't...
...because we're gonna find out
what's going on around here, partner.
I think what we're doing is wrong.
I don't want anything to do with it.
I mean, in principle I agree,
you understand?
But just leave me out of it.
There he is.
Have a good workout, Bruno.
May I see your
membership cards, please?
- Show her our cards.
- Right.
Don't have any cards.
The reason we don't have cards
is we're thinking of joining...
...and we'd like
to look around the place.
I'll see if I can find someone
to take you on the tour.
- How very kind.
- Thank you.
Let's go.
Hey, come back here.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go! Move it.
There you are.
Come on.
Are you strong.
- How's it going, Bruno.
- What do you want, Dooley?
Oh, I just wanna ask you
a few questions...
...about the other night at Carlex.
Hey, man, I don't know anything,
okay?
Now, why don't you just get lost,
or I'm gonna hurt you bad.
- We're gone.
- Real bad.
Not that important.
Come on, Frank.
That's it.
Would you come on?
Let's go.
Ten more, man. Come on. Ten more.
Come on, come