DRINKING A TOAST TO YOU.
Mercedes: Hello? Hello?
Hello?!
DAD, THAT'S REALLY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU,
BUT I SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING AND DRIVING.
I KNOW THAT, LES. I KNOW THAT.
- HAVE A
DRINK. - BUT I--
YOU JUST SAVED ME $26,000.
- WHAT?
- FIRST RAISE YOUR GLASS
TO SAVING ME 26,000 BUCKARONIS.
HOW DID I DO THAT, DAD?
SIMPLE. 23,000 FOR THE BMW,
3,000 FOR THE INSURANCE.
- I DON'T GET IT.
-NO?
-NO.
- GET IT?
Both: HE FAILED?
HE FAILED AND HE LIED.
LOOK, DAD,
I FIGURED THAT I CAN
GET THROUGH THE WEEKEND
AND THEN TAKE IT OVER MONDAY, YOU KNOW?
I KNOW WHAT YOU FIGURED.
LISTEN, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS.
IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.
- FEELS LIKE IT.
-( doorbell rings )
-GOOD EVENING, KARL.
- GOOD EVENING, MRS. ANDERSON.
- IS NATASHA AT HOME?
- SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A SECOND.
- HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
- FINE. FINE.
- FINE, THANK YOU.
- I ADMIRE YOU.
I REALLY ADMIRE YOU
FOR HAVING THE COURAGE
TO BRING A CHILD INTO
THIS OPPRESSIVE WORLD.
- AND LET ME JUST-- -
( screaming )NATALIE!
NATASHA, WE'RE GOING TO A PROTEST.
DO WE HAVE TO TAKE YOUR MOTHER'S
IMPERIALIST GAS GUZZLER?
WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE MY
GRANDFATHER'S CADILLAC?
( sighs )
( rings )
- HELLO?
- HI, IS LES IN, PLEASE?
- YEAH, THIS IS LES.
- HI, THIS IS MERCEDES.
Do you remember me?
REMEMBER YOU? YES, OF
COURSE. HI, HOW ARE YOU?
ACTUALLY, I'M A LITTLE LONELY.
I thought that we had a date tonight,
AND I FIGURED I'D CALL YOU
SINCE YOU HADN'T CALLED ME.
OH, UM,
WELL, I--
I WAS OUT ALL DAY. I
WAS DEEP-SEA FISHING.
SO YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED YOUR
MIND ABOUT TONIGHT, HAVE YOU?
TONIGHT? NOW?
- NO.
-Great.
SO YOU CAN PICK ME UP IN 20 MINUTES?
- LES?
-Hang on.
AN INNOCENT GIRL,
A HARMLESS DRIVE.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
MERCEDES?
I'LL BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR.
( groaning )
OH MAN!
NO! NO! NO!
NO, NOT THE BUSHES!
( snores )
GOD!
OH! AH!
- SH-- -(
bulb breaks )
( engine starts )
( gasps )
OW! OW!
HMM. HMM?
DON'T WORRY, IT WAS
NOTHING. GO BACK TO SLEEP.
MMM... THAT'S NICE.
( doorbell rings )
LET'S GO.
Radio: ## 'Cause you spell trouble ##
## Trouble ##
## I tried to please you,
but I'm wasting my time ##
## You're nothing but trouble ##
## Trouble ##
## Trouble, baby ##
## Trouble. ##
- Woman: THANK YOU.
- TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY CAR, PAL.
YES, SIR. ( laughs )
( tires screech )
-( loud crash )
-( tapping on glass )
COME ON, MAN, OPEN UP!
-LET'S GO!
- OPEN THE DOOR, LES.
DID YOU SEE THAT? IF
I LET HIM PARK MY CAR
HE'LL RUIN MY TRANSMISSION. NO WAY!
HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY TIP?
HERE WE ARE.
WAIT, WE CAN'T PARK HERE.
IT'S A TOW-AWAY ZONE.
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE IT'S THE
FIRST TIME YOU'VE EVER DRIVEN.
( club music playing )
- HEY, BABY.
- HI.
- WHOA, WHOA! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- I'M WITH HER.
YOU WOULDN'T BE WITH HER IF
SHE WAS YOUR SIAMESE TWIN!
- LOSE YOURSELF, KID.
- MERCEDES!
HI!
- IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
- HI.
DAMN IT!
- PAOLO?
- MERCEDES.
WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE IT IS TO SEE YOU.
- I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.
- BY THE WAY, THIS IS VERONIQUE.
SHE'S GOING TO BE MOVING IN WITH ME.
IS THIS THE ONE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT?
WOULD YOU LIKE A
DRINK? GIVE HER A DRINK.
- WHAT ARE YOU HAVING?
- NOTHING.
MERCEDES! HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
OH MY GOD. MY CAR!
WHOA! JESUS!
WAIT, WAIT! WAIT! HOLD UP!
GET OFF MY TRUCK, BOY!
LOOK, MISTER, YOU
CAN'T DO THIS TO MY CAR!
BOY, I'VE DRIVEN WITH DEER, ANTELOPE,
EVEN BEARS STRAPPED TO THAT BUMPER.
AIN'T NO 65-LB. SACK OF FLYSHIT
LIKE YOU GONNA SHAKE
ME A HELL A DIFFERENCE.
I'LL PAY YOU. I'LL GIVE
YOU EVERYTHING I GOT!
- ( tires screech )
- AAH!
JUST HOW MUCH YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- PLEASE, SIR, BE GENTLE.
- ( laughs )
FOR 80 BUCKS?!
( laughs louder )
80 BUCKS!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHAMPAGNE?
- IT MIGHT HELP.
- NO, THANKS.
I ALREADY HAD SOME TONIGHT.
I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE CAR.
- I FEEL LIKE IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
- DON'T BE SILLY.
I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THE CAR TO
THE VALET IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND.