GUYS, IT'S ME, CHARLES!
( dance music playing )
OH, BABY!
HEY, DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT KIND OF CAR
SOME OF THESE BABES WOULD
LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY IN?
YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME, DEANO.
NO, SERIOUSLY. OKAY,
LOOK AT SHERYL LIEBERMAN.
Charles: A V.W. CONVERTIBLE.
SHERYL LIEBERMAN? TRANS AM.
- BETH MacCLAIN.
- Les: A VOLVO. NO, WAIT.
-A STATION WAGON.
-( all three laugh )
OKAY, I GOT ONE FOR YOU. BONNIE DUPER.
- Les: A CARGO VAN.
- Charles: A GARBAGE TRUCK!
MERCEDES.
MERCEDES LANE.
I'VE BUMPED INTO HER A MILLION TIMES.
SHE'S NEVER BUMPED INTO ME ONCE.
- COME WITH ME.
- NO, LISTEN, YOU DON'T OWN ME.
WOMEN HAVE RIGHTS IN THIS COUNTRY.
NOT LIKE KUWAIT OR PAKISTAN
WHERE THEY WORSHIP THEIR MEN.
MERCEDES, IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH WORSHIP.
IT HAS TO DO WITH GOING
TO PARTIES WITH KIDS!
I HAPPEN TO GO TO
SCHOOL WITH THESE KIDS.
- I HAVE FRIENDS HERE.
- FRIENDS, YES. FRIENDS, OKAY.
BUT THESE ARE CHILDREN.
THEY CAN DO NOTHING FOR YOU.
MERCEDES, I'M BEGINNING TO...
PERSPIRE.
YOU KNOW THAT I HATE TO PERSPIRE.
NOW LET US GO.
I THINK I CAN FIND MY OWN WAY HOME,
-THANK YOU.
- DON'T DO THIS, MERCEDES.
AND PAOLO, IF YOU'RE
WONDERING ABOUT SATURDAY NIGHT,
I JUST REMEMBERED I ALREADY HAVE A DATE.
YOU HAVE A DATE? WITH WHO?
- WITH HIM.
- WITH ME?
DIDN'T WE MAKE ARRANGEMENTS?
YEAH, I-- I
BELIEVE SO.
BUT NOTHING WAS FINAL.
WELL, NOW THEY'RE FINAL.
CIAO!
HEY, WATCH IT!
THANKS.
LES, I HAVE THE ANSWER.
WHAT DON'T YOU JUST
ASK HER, TO MAKE SURE?
I'D LOVE TO, CHARLES, BUT I CAN'T
TALK TO SOMETHING I CAN'T SEE, RIGHT?
LAST NIGHT WAS THE CLOSEST ANY
OF US HAVE EVER BEEN TO HER.
WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK, LOVERBOY,
'CAUSE SHE'S SITTING
DOWN RIGHT OVER THERE.
- WAIT, WAIT, DEAN. I CAN'T DO IT, MAN!
- GO ON, ASK HER.
IF YOU'RE LUCKY, SHE'LL BITE. ( laughs )
Dean: GO FOR IT!
-( honking )
- LES!
LES.
LES?
LES, IT'S ME, PAPA!
- LES, WAIT UP!
- ( honks )
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? LES?
WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS THERE
SOMETHING WRONG WITH HAVING A FATHER?
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I HAD TO RUN SOME ERRANDS
FOR YOUR MOM AFTER WORK
AND I THOUGHT I'D STOP
BY AND TAKE YOU DRIVING.
I FIGURE, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS
CRUISER YOU CAN HANDLE ANYTHING.
- WHAT ABOUT GRANDPA?
- WHAT ABOUT GRANDPA?
- WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING WITHMYCAR. GET IN.
- YEAH!
- DAD, HERE COMES A STOP SIGN.
- NICE CALL.
( radio playing )
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
WHY DON'T WE MAKE A
RIGHT TURN RIGHT HERE?
- WHAT?
- I HAVE TO ASK YOU A FAVOR,
AND YOU COULD SAY NO.
BUT I WILL NEVER, EVER ASK YOU FOR
ANOTHER FAVOR AS LONG AS I LIVE.
LES, YOU KNOW THAT'S A LIE.
OKAY, SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE WALKING?
DAD!
THAT IS THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS.
OKAY, OKAY.
- LET'S GIVE HER A CRUISE!
- DAD.
DAD, SHH! LOOK,
- SHE JUST ASKED ME OUT LAST NIGHT, DAD.
- YEAH?
NOW, IF I DROVE BY HER
WITH YOU IN THE
CAR WITH ME--
NO OFFENSE, IT JUST WOULDN'T
WORK. YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO LET YOU DRIVE
THIS CAR ALONE WITHOUT A LICENSE.
- ARE YOU CRAZY?!
- I'M JUST GONNA GO UP TO HER,
CIRCLE AROUND, MAYBE SAY HELLO
TO HER AND COME RIGHT BACK.
TWO MINUTES! I'LL BE CAREFUL, DAD.
- SURE.
- THANKS.
- BE CAREFUL.
- I WILL, I PROMISE.
- I TRUST YOU.
- THANKS, DAD.
- OH AND, DAD, DAD!
-YEAH?
WOULD YOU MIND?
- ( honks )
- MERCEDES!
MERCEDES? LES ANDERSON, FROM THE PARTY
LAST NIGHT.
OH. OH, HI!
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
HOP IN, I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT.
SURE.
HOLD ON!
AFTER YOU, MADAME.
OKAY, SO, WHICH HOUSE IS YOURS?
- THIRD ONE ON
THE LEFT. - OKAY--
BUT, I'M NOT GOING HOME.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE, IN CEDARWOOD.
YOU DON'T MIND, SO YOU?
NOT AT ALL.
LES?
LES?!
LES!
LES!
LES!
- THANKS A LOT.
- WAIT, WAIT!
MERCEDES!
LAST NIGHT AT THE PARTY,
YOU KIND OF MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT
ME AND YOU MAYBE GOING
OUT SATURDAY NIGHT.
ANYWAY, I WAS JUST
WONDERING IF IT WAS STILL ON.
SURE. CALL ME TOMORROW.
LET ME GIVE YOU MY NUMBER
IN CASE SOMETHING COMES UP.
- OH, HERE. WRITE IT ON