cal, Joe. - Y eah, l know. - Did you make it up? - l wish l had. - Do you like it? - Well, it's all right. lt's showtime, folks! ? They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway ? They say there's always magic in the air ? But when you're walkin' down that street ? And you ain't had enough to eat ? The glitter rubs right off and you're nowhere ? They say the women treat you fine on Broadway ? But lookin' at them just gives me the blues ? Cos how you gonna make some time ? When all you got is one thin dime? ? And one thin dime won't even shine your shoes ? They say that l won't last too long on Broadway ? l'll catch a Greyhound bus for home, they all say ? But they're dead wrong, l know they are ? Cos l can play this here guitar ? And l won't quit till l'm a star ? On Broadway ? They say that l won't last too long on Broadway... Bozo? - ls that your real name? - Yes, sir. - You sure you don't wanna change that? - Well, if you give me the job l'll change it. ? But they're dead wrong, l know they are ? Cos l can play this here guitar ? And l won't quit till l'm a star... Victoria Poerer. ls this your, uh... your home phone? ? ..till l'm a star ? On Broadway ? No, no, no, no, no... - You were in The Wiz? - Mr Gideon, l've never been in any show. l had to put something on the card. l really need ajob, so l lied. lt's all right, Rima. l lie all the time myself. Oh, fuck him! He never picks me! Honey, l did fuck him, and he never picks me either! - You were in Traffic Jam? - Yes, sir. - Who was the director of Traffic Jam? - You were, Mr Gideon. - Oh. How was l? - Terrific. - And who was the choreographer? - You were, Mr Gideon. - How was l? - Fantastic. That's how you get ajob. God, l hope he doesn't pick her. She's uglier than a witch's tit. The expression is " colder than a witch's tit." - You've never seen a woman's tit in your life. - Shh. Be quiet, you two. OK, thank you all very much. lt was a terrific audition. Just stay in line. Now that's what l call a real drinker's nose. And you should know, because you're a real drinker, aren't you, Joe? - Yeah. - Also heavy into speed, aren't you? - Yeah. - Also sleep with a great many women. - Real turnoff, huh? - Just the opposite. l'll make up my mind about the men later. l know which girls l want. Candy, Casey, Rima, Jennifer and Victoria Poerer. - The one in the shocking-pink leotard? - See if any are willing to be swing dancers. - She's tone-deaf. - With those legs, who cares? Oh, Joey, l know you're in a hurry, but l want to check your schedule. - Same as always. - Joey? Joey, can we talk a minute, please? - Joey... - What is it? - You left me without a soprano again! - Paul, please, will you let me handle it? - What about Diane? - What about Diane? l've had her in three shows. She's wonderful. At least she can sing. You left me without a soprano. l gotta have a soprano! Gentlemen, Mr Gideon... The tall dancer with the blue eye shadow - believe me, he'll hit the high notes. The five Murray is talking to, those are the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Дети Солнца на английском - текст Как зелена была моя долина на английском - текст Конёк-Горбунок на английском - текст Чернокнижник III: Конец невинности на английском - текст Майами Блюз на английском |