Hiding someplace, probably vomiting, or drinking, or both. We'll start recutting Monday morning. They bought that love story? Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't answering the phone. I thinkthey told me they liked it. Just wasn't answering the phone... Come on, don't bullshit a bullshitter. No, I don't believe you either. I'll have her home by 10.30, don't worry. Bye. Oh, shit. Hello. Stacy? Oh, listen, I'm sorry. I'm in a meeting. Just don't panic on the staircase. At least three people said how much they liked the screening. One was my producer, one was my lawyer and one was Michelle's mother. Oh, Joe, everybody loved it. We tried to tell you that last night. You wouldn't listen. You know, that was the first R-rated movie I ever saw, and I loved it. - Did you understand it? - Well, I understood everything except the part where the two girls were in bed together and they were kissing. What was that supposed to mean? - Is dinner ready yet? - No. - What was that supposed to mean? - Well, Michelle, uh, there are certain women who... - Who...? - Thanks a lot. There are certain women who just don't relate to men, so they... I think lesbian scenes are a big turn-off. I shoulda cut it. - What's goin' on here? - Never mind. You'll find out. - Couldn't I be doin' somethin'? - Just turn offthe lights when we tell you. - Turn on the phonograph when we tell you. - Yes, ma'am. Oh, no, don't... - Where'd you get those hats? - Not tellin' ya. That's for us to know and for you to find out. - Oh, the lights, lights, lights. - Joe, could you turn offthe lights, please? Now turn on those whachamacallit lights. Yes, ma'am. Crash! Ladies and gentlemen, in honour of EI Stinko, EI Blotto's screening ofJoe Gideon's new film, The Stand-up, we are proud to present those two dancing sensations Jagger and Gideon! - Gideon and Jagger. - Gideon and Jagger. Give us our music, Joe. In an under-rehearsed tribute. - Sit down, Joe, sit down. - Sit down, Daddy. And... go! - I'm nervous. - I'm nervous too. Let's go, let's go. § When trumpets... were mellow § And everyone onlyhad one fellow § No need to remember when § Cos everything oldis newagain § I said everything old is new again § Dancin'atyour... Longlsland jazz-age parties § Waiter, letme have some more Bacardis § Let's ordernow what they ordered then § Cos everything oldis newagain - § Get outyour white suit, tap shoes and tails - Scoop, scoop... - § Let's go backward when forwardfails - Strut. § Movie stars thatyou thoughtare long-dead - § Noware framedbeside yourbed - Look familiar, Joe? § Don't throw the pastaway § You mightneeditsome rainy day § Dreams can come true again § Cos everything oldis newagain § I said everything old is new again § Get outyour white suit, your tap shoes and tails § Let's go backward when forwardfails § Leave Greta Garbo alone - Go get him! - § Be a movie star on your own § And don't throw... don't throw the pastaway § Oh, we're allgonna needitsome rainy day § Dreams can come true again § Well, everything oldis newagain § lsaid everything oldis newagain - Pretty pictures. - § lmightfall... § I might fall - § ln love... - Watch your feet. § ln love § With... § You again! - Can we do it again? - I don't wanna. It's showtime, folks. And these two columns revolve New York to LA. And over here on the other side, the same thing. There's two staircases down here and two more that come back into the orchestra. Oh, yeah, and this centrepiece moves out for the interior scenes, and up there, that's Stan. You'll get familiar with it when we start. OK, now, all I wanna do now is to read easily through the script, and, frankly, I'm not too familiar with it myself. So ifwe go through it, then you'll give Paul and me some rough idea ofwhat we've got. OK, no acting. Everyone just take it easy. Easy. All right, lights up. Audrey, you have your first number, and then you ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Кубик-Рубик на английском - текст Антикиллер 2: Антитеррор на английском - текст Земля Санникова на английском - текст Поцелуй бабочки на английском - текст Леди Джейн на английском |