Sometimes it doesn't work.
I mean, for your sake, I think you should go.
Hello, Michael? It's Katie.
So, um, did you mean it about dinner?
Wally's at eleven?
You're surprised? I'm a little surprised.
Thank you. OK, Michael. Bye-bye.
I'm a little surprised too. Isn't that nice?
Now we're all a little surprised.
- Who was that?
- Michael Graham.
- Who is Michael Graham?
- The dancer in my ballet class.
Straight or gay?
What do you mean?
I mean is he looking to get laid,
or is he looking for Mr Right?
He's straight.
And tall.
Michael Graham is a very tall name.
Oh, goddammit!
How dare you use my phone, my telephone,
to call somebody who's not gay?
I see. You can go out
with any girl, any girl in town...
That's right. I go out with any girl in town.
I stay in with you.
Joe, it's not fair...
I'm spilling the coffee...
It's all wrong. Everything is all wrong.
That's some set of rules you had for her.
Yeah, I know. I know.
But as long as you could
get away with it, right?
Right.
I don't wanna go out with Michael Graham.
I don't want a date. I have no small talk left.
I don't wanna fool around, I don't wanna
play games and I don't wanna fight.
I just want to love you.
Katie...
I try to give you everything I can give.
Oh, you give, all right. Presents, clothes...
I just wish
you weren't so generous with your cock.
That's good.
Maybe I can use that some time.
Katie! About the goddamn tour...
I don't think you should go.
Wrong reading.
Softly and with feeling.
Don't go.
Please?
- Why do you suppose she put up with it?
- I can think of many reasons
- for wanting to be with you.
- Now don't bullshit a bullshitter.
§ Take offwith us, take offwith us
§ We're warmin' up, so take offwith us
§ NY to LA-A-A
§ Goin' all the way-ay-ay
§ Won't you climb aboard?
§ You'll ride as smooth as glass
- It's perfect. Didn't I tell you?
- § Up there, where the clouds are pillowy
§ You're as close to heaven as you'll ever be
§ Lean back, relax, here come the snacks
§ Drop your diet, have a fall
§ Don't stop with one, try 'em all
§ Music's ready to begin
§ Take out your headset, plug it in
§ What's your answer, chu-hu-hum?
§ Are you gonna co-o-ome?
§ On the coolest, hottest trip
§ That's ever been
Oh, it's very, very good!
I think we might even get
a commercial tie-in with the airlines.
- You think so? Great.
- Audrey?
Well, ask...
Yeah, it's OK.
Let me see what I can do with it.
I think it's just what the show needs.
It's catchy, it's bouncy. Right, Ted?
- Oh, yeah, very bouncy and catchy.
- Can we hear it again?
- I'd love to hear it again.
- Oh! Arnie...
Turn. Some fuckin' music.
- Turn back.
- Arch your back. Extend the right leg.
Ease your partner down gently.
Slide. Slide.
Slide!
Have you everslept with another woman?
I once tried living with two girls.
Two girls at once.
- We lived together.
- Laughed together.
- Drank together.
- Smoked together.
Slept together.
Woke up one morning...
one ofthem was gone.
On the bureau, she left a note.
I'm sorry. I cannot share you any more.
I want you all to myself, or not at all.
Please, please try to understand.
I not only understood, I was flattered.
I was flattered that she felt
so strongly about me.
How did you know the note was to you?
No. No, that's notme, man. No.
Somebody else, maybe, butnotme.
- What is this, Eddie?
- Not me. Talk to him.
Joey, I gotta talk to you
about these time sheets.
Three weeks now we've been on triple time.
The brass is eating my ass out!
You shot 82 days on a 65-day schedule.
On a four-month editing schedule,
you've gone seven months.
We're already 2.2 million
over the original budget.
Joey, God made the entire world in six days.
He didn't go on overtime once.
You can't even cut an hour-and-a-half movie
in seven months, on triple time?
Joey, I hate to do this.
I'm usually a very calm man,
but this whole thing
has got me terribly crazy.
I must put my