Water! Real cute, Scott. Hey hey hey, knock it off, you uncured hams. - Get your poker out there, Sean. - You want to fight? Take two coming up. ( laughing ) Sean doesn't have much of a sense of humor. That's because what you did was not funny. And I suppose what he did was? No. Actually you're both behaving like children. If you think it's impressing me, you couldn't be more wrong. ( screaming ) No! No! Oh, no! Cleopatra. ( speaking Greek ) Hey, don't forget you're spoken for, son. Have you ever been in love with two women at once? Not in this incarnation. Hell yes, several times. I just never let my left ball know what my right ball's doing. So we're juggling lovelies, are we, Scotty? I don't know what to do. Move to Saudi Arabia. It's legal there. But liquid libations are not. Well, that would be hell, wouldn't it? Stuck in a desert with two women and no liquor. ( laughs ) Okay, so the casting dude says, "I'm sorry, but we're looking for the Robert Redford type." And I say, "Dude, that's incredible. He's my father. In fact, that's where I got my blond hair." I love your hair. It's so spiky. Do American girls like spiky hair? Hell yeah. I mean, spiky hair and earrings-- serious turn-ons. - I'll drink to that. - All right! Hey, baby, two bottles of Dom Perignon and a funnel right away, huh? And why don't we plan on getting together later on? We close at midnight, and I do the dishes. Would you rather do the dishes or do me? The dishes. Less grease. Where the hell do you find these guys, Logan? They look like a gaggle of pussycats. I mean, would you really be frightened if this guy kidnapped your wife? Oh yeah, I'd be frightened for him, poor bastard. Couple of nights with Lana would drive a guy bananas or turn him into some other kind of fruit. I'm serious, dickbrain. The role of the kidnapper is critical. We've gotta find someone who looks real. Real? Oh, you want real? Well, you're gonna get real. Could you come over here, please, Dmitri? ( speaks Greek ) Both: Ooh! Darling, you're not going to believe the bargains I got. Everything in the whole marketplace was on sale. And you bought it all. You know, the thing I just love about shopping here is the money just doesn't look real. You can just spend and spend and spend and it's like confetti. Oh, somewhere here I've got something for you. The bill. Here it is, darling. I ran into Sean and he helped me pick it out. Hi, Sean. It's one of a kind. What do you think? Certainly is one of a kind. Yeah, not many people know how to make them babies. - Sean helped pick that out? - Mm-hmm. I'll have to find a unique way of thanking him. You don't like it, do you? You hate it. I can tell. It's beautiful. - I love it to death. - Let me tell you something, bucko. You know, it's not easy being stuck over here with nothing to do all day. I'd go crazy if I couldn't go out and do a little shopping now and then. Morgan, it's just that you're going through our money faster than I can make it. And I suppose my sanity is only worth $50 a week. Or maybe $75. - ( men laughing ) - Good old Morgan, just-- just lock her up in the hotel room and throw away her credit cards. Is that it? Well, I don't have to take that kind of abuse from anybody. You know, I-- I'll wire Daddy for money if I have to. He knows how delicate and sensitive I am. Here, take your gold card and shove it up your wallet. - I'll survive somehow. - Morgan. Son, I got a feeling she's blown the tires off your credit card. Next time, better leave home without it. ( dance music playing ) # Music playing in my head # # And it just won't let me be # # I got things I want to do instead # # I got the moves, set them free # # Flashing in the dark... # - Hey, wait a minute. - Hold it, blondie. Hold it. Hey, blondie, you want blood all over that white suit? Be a good doggie, huh? ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Аэроплан! на английском - текст Дневной дозор на английском - текст Интердевочка на английском - текст Летят Журавли на английском - текст Мимолётная фантазия на английском |