excuse me, I'll tell the captain we're ready to cast off. Rags, we can't do this. This is crazy. Don't be such a squid, dude. Besides, it's educational. Hey hey, where you going? Wait a sec. Hold on! Hold the boat. Hold on! You can't leave without me. Come on, dude, you can make it. Come on! I'm with the Semester at Sea. - Come on, man, run. - Hold on. - Come on, dude, jump. - Hold on. - Jump! - I'm com-- oh! - I lied. - Come back here, you! Hey, put that in reverse. Are you the rich handsome American we were waiting for? Bingo. Now didn't we meet somewhere before, like maybe in a past life? Wow, look what the cat dragged in. Ashby, Lana? Hi, Scotty. What the hell are you guys doing here? I'm the captain of this crate. We bought it as an investment. This son of a bitch is a floating tax write-off. Well, it's sure good to see you, son. I get hung-over just thinking about old times. We sure did raise a lot of hell, didn't we? We don't mind you and Rags being on board, so long as we come to a little understanding. Anything you say, chief. Both: Be on time for class and do your homework. ( laughs ) I don't know how to swim. And this is the temple where they worshipped Rhodus, the lovely nymph and daughter of Poseidon, built in the third century BC. According to Pindar, Helios, the god of the sun, fell in love with the nymph Rhodus on sight and decided to marry her. ( camera shutter clicks ) Okay, sucker, this time wait for papa. Oh! Oh! Oh... ( camera shutter clicks ) ( whistling ) And over here is the recently restored statue of Rhodus, the lovely nymph. Even today, centuries after she was chiseled out of rock, we're still struck by her incredible beauty. - Cut. - Zacherly: Cut it. I can't get it up for this scene. What's the matter, cupcakes? The script calls for me to gaze lovingly into her eyes. How can I? She's headless. He seems to want a little head, madam director. Sorry, look, I'm an actor. I need something to help me fulfill this moment. How's about 5,000 bucks a week, butt face? Listen, honeybuns, until we cast the part of Rhodus the nymph, we can't cast the head. Hey, Scotty, is this what you need? Ragos, the nympho. - Nympho. - Ooh! Oh, the statue! Rags. Oh, no! ( statue shatters ) Well, hello, everybody. Great Scott, Scott, you're a half an hour late. Get your keister in here. It's pretty hard to wake up quickly on your only day off. I'd think you'd be well rested, sugar buns, after sleepwalking through all your scenes. Just following your inspiring direction. Come on, let's get cracking. If we don't find our nymph today, tomorrow we are screwed. Who are those guys? Those are our investors. And they're very good people, Scott. Doctors, lawyers, dentists. Leches. - I just love investors. - Yes, I know you do, dear. Cookie, perhaps you could trot out the first young lady? Coming right up, Bobo. Janay Pilates, this is our director and producer and his wife. Janay is wearing a bathing suit underneath her dress, and she wanted to know whether or not you wanted to see her body before or after the reading. I think before. - Sounds professional to me. - Definitely. Dude, what's wrong? Morgan's punishing me. - No nooky. - Why? When she told me she wasn't pregnant I was so happy I French kissed the maid. Thank you, Janay, A+. Now let's hear your reading. "Am I really awake? Let me pinch myself. If you love me, open those lovely lips and tell me in your own sweet voice." ( nasally ) "Words of love are only words, therefore, think carefully before you answer me. Are you really in love with me or is it just with my body?" Your body. Next! "Words of love..." "...are only words, therefore..." "...think carefully before you answer me." ( laughs ) Shit. "Are you really in love with me..." "...or just with my body?" - "My body." - "My body." - "My body." - " ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Шинель на английском - текст Комиссар на английском - текст Они сражались за Родину на английском - текст Друзья - Сезон 1 на английском - текст Злой дух Ямбуя на английском |