next rubdown? Me, Rags, please. No, me. Me, Rags. My skin is so dry. Please, Rags, please do me next. But, Rags, I was before her. Babette, honey, I just did you. You did my back, not my front. Thank you, Lord. Ahh! Ahh! Ooh! I'm sorry about the mess, but I had to see you again. Come away with me. Come to the disco tonight. Tonight, okay? The disco tonight! Murderer! Drown him! Hey, guys, it's been a long time since I've done any cliffdiving. Seriously. I guess practice makes perfect. That was a good rehearsal, my soggy little macaroon. Now let's shoot it. Just kidding. Next setup-- the desert insert. Where the hell is Sean? Somebody find me Sean! I think he's off learning his lines. He doesn't have any lines. Dig it, babe. - Ooh! - Whoopsie-doodle. Hey, princess, what's with the long face? Nothing. Just that in spite of my better judgment, I'm beginning to like you. Well, it's a good thing you don't love me. You'd probably commit suicide. I've never had a crush on a playboy before. Playboy? What makes you think I'm a playboy? Hey, Scotty, maybe it's 'cause she's heard all the banging and screaming coming from your dressing room. I mean, everybody else sure has. - Set's in travel. - Yeah. Gotta roll. You don't believe him, do you? Cut me some slack, will you? I don't believe everything I hear. I'm here. Let's shoot this puppy. Where have you been, Sean? Get out there. - Hello, Mrs. Logan. - Hello, how are you today? - Wonderful. - Tell me something. Has there ever been a time in your life when you haven't been wonderful? Not so far. Everybody ready? Roll, fan. Camera, action! Water! Water! Water! Real cute, Scott. Hey hey hey, knock it off, you uncured hams. - Get your poker out there, Sean. - You want to fight? Take two coming up. Sean doesn't have much of a sense of humor. That's because what you did was not funny. And I suppose what he did was? No. Actually you're both behaving like children. If you think it's impressing me, you couldn't be more wrong. No! No! Oh, no! Cleopatra. Hey, don't forget you're spoken for, son. Have you ever been in love with two women at once? Not in this incarnation. Hell yes, several times. I just never let my left ball know what my right ball's doing. So we're juggling lovelies, are we, Scotty? I don't know what to do. Move to Saudi Arabia. It's legal there. But liquid libations are not. Well, that would be hell, wouldn't it? Stuck in a desert with two women and no liquor. Okay, so the casting dude says, "I'm sorry, but we're looking for the Robert Redford type." And I say, "Dude, that's incredible. He's my father. In fact, that's where I got my blond hair." I love your hair. It's so spiky. Do American girls like spiky hair? Hell yeah. I mean, spiky hair and earrings-- serious turn-ons. - I'll drink to that. - All right! Hey, baby, two bottles of Dom Perignon and a funnel right away, huh? And why don't we plan on getting together later on? We close at midnight, and I do the dishes. Would you rather do the dishes or do me? The dishes. Less grease. Where the hell do you find these guys, Logan? They look like a gaggle of pussycats. I mean, would you really be frightened if this guy kidnapped your wife? Oh yeah, I'd be frightened for him, poor bastard. Couple of nights with Lana would drive a guy bananas or turn him into some other kind of fruit. I'm serious, dickbrain. The role of the kidnapper is critical. We've gotta find someone who looks real. Real? Oh, you want real? Well, you're gonna get real. Could you come over here, please, Dmitri? Both: Ooh! Darling, you're not going to believe the bargains I got. Everything in the whole marketplace was on sale. And you bought it all. You know, the thing I just love about shopping here is the money just doesn't look real. You can just spend and spend and spend and it's like ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Спаун на английском - текст Родня на английском - текст Был отец на английском - текст Стюарт Литтл 2 на английском - текст Зелёный слоник на английском |