so ugly. How will he keep his sunglasses on? You seem very very upset. Why don't I take you up to bed? I can still see it so clearly-- the flash of the gun, the hurtling of the bullets towards me. Snap out of it, will you, Zacherly? You know, sometimes reality is so phony. The reality is we have one more day to shoot this turkey and our stars have been shanghaied. The ransom note just came. They're demanding 50 big ones. $50,000! No no no no no no no, not $50,000, Mr. Logan. $50 million. It says here $50 million in cash tonight or we cut off his peepee. ( all groan ) ( shouting in Greek ) ( whispering ) What'd she say? She's mad at him for bringing home guests without telling her first. ( speaking Greek ) Rich. You, me-- rich. Ha! Rich. I know you. TV. Scott Alan Palmer. That's me here, right. Right here in the flesh. Well, Scotty... how do you like Greece? It's great. I hope I can come back and visit sometime if-- if I make it out of here alive. I too am actress. You're an actress? Of course, I should have known. Have I seen your work? You want to see my work? Yeah-- yeah, sure. Sure. We'd love to see your work, wouldn't we, Cleo? Cleo: Yeah, sure. ( speaking Greek ) ( sobbing ) ( applauding, whistling ) What in the hell was that? That's "Medea" from Euripides. Oh. A woman like me can only take so much. ( man snoring ) I need to be held. I need to be touched like a woman, not like a cow. Make love to me now here on the floor by the fire or else-- or else I'll kill myself with this little dagger. Yeah! Yeah, very nice. Was that more "Medea"? I think it was Sue Ellen from "Dallas." Now that I have bared my naked soul to you, you must give me something I want very badly. Your autograph. ( sighs ) Getting pretty quiet over there, princess. Don't call me that, okay? This whole thing has been nothing but drags. These shoes are killing me. Ay-- ah! Oh God. I can't go on. - Come on, up and at 'em. - Oh Scott, I can't. I can't walk with shoes, I can't walk without them. I don't know what to do. - Can you sing? - Sing? Sure, a little bit. Why? Just to pass the time. Come on. One, two, three. ( singing in Spanish ) ( squeals, laughs ) ( continues singing ) - ( cat howling ) - ( mice squeaking ) Morgan? Morgie? Scotty. Dude, you're back. God, man, it's been a killer night. We didn't know if we would ever see you again. It's been quite an evening. Look, I'll tell you about it later. I'm looking for Morgan. Have you seen her? - No, man, not since last night. - ( giggling ) Who's that hiding in your bed? Olly olly oxen free! - All right, guy. - Later. Well, as I live and breathe. Hey, Carlton, have you seen Morgan around? No, son, I can't say that I have. Mrs. Logan, hi. So you made it back in one piece. Well, I guess I could go and try to rouse the old goat - and tell him the good news. - The old goat? Logan. Put the lights out last night with a couple of reds and nature just sort of took its own course. Just like in the movies. ( Morgan squealing, laughing ) Son, there's a familiar tinkle to that laugh. ( man blowing raspberries ) ( gasps ) So, darling, did you miss me while I was gone? Where am I? Who are you? How did I get in here? Scott, I think I must have amnesia. Somebody must have drugged me or something. Morgie love, you're in bed with another man. This is a little awkward. I don't know what to say... except thank you both. Scott, what are you doing? Repossessing my little piece of the rock. - Scott, no! - By the way, you guys look great together. Scotty, wait! Come back, Scotty! One last thing-- I'm calling the police and reporting the gold card stolen. Nighty night. The gold card? - ( growling ) - Stop it! Beautiful! Cut! Camera inside for the love scene on the double. Okay, everybody, that's it. We got a half an hour till the kiss-kiss push-push ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Рождественские каникулы на английском - текст Никто не знает про секс на английском - текст Корабль чудовищ на английском - текст Как ни крути – проиграешь на английском - текст Тайна на английском |