like that.
Come on. It won't hurt.
Come on.
Okay? Good.
Hey, Mac?
Two glockenheimers
and two for chasers.
Did you see the fight last night?
A kid named Riley, both hands.
Like you used to do.
I hope he got
better dice than me.
A comedian.
Were you really
a prize fighter?
I used to be.
How did you get
interested in that?
Well, I don't know.
I had to scrap all my life.
I might as well get paid for it.
When I was a kid,
my old man got bumped off and...
And... Never mind how.
Then they stuck
Charley and me in a...
a dump they called
a children's home.
Oh, boy, that was some home.
Well, anyhow,
I ran away from there...
and I fought in the club smokers and
Johnny Friendly bought a piece of me.
- Bought a piece of you?
- Yes.
Then, uh, I was going
pretty good there for awhile.
And after that...
Well, I don't know.
What do you really care?
Am I right?
Shouldn't everybody care
about everybody else?
Boy, what a fruitcake you are.
I mean, isn't everybody
a part of everybody else?
And you really believe that drool?
Yes, I do.
Well, here we are.
One for the lady and for the gent.
Here's to the first one.
I hope it ain't the last.
Go ahead.
Good?
No, not like that.
One hum.
You wanna hear
my philosophy of life?
Do it to him
before he does it to you.
I never met anyone like you.
There's not
a spark of sentiment...
or romance or human kindness
in your whole body.
What good does it do you
besides get you in trouble?
And when things and people get
in your way, you just knock them aside.
- Is that your idea?
- Don't look at me when you say that.
It wasn't my fault what happened
toJoey. Fixing him wasn't my idea.
Who said it was?
Well, everybody's
putting the needle on me.
You and them mugs in the church
and Father Barry.
I didn't like the way
he was looking at me.
He was looking at everybody
the same way.
Oh, yeah?
Anyhow, what's with
this Father Barry?
- What's his racket?
- His racket?
Yeah, his racket.
Everybody's got a racket.
- But he's a priest.
- Are you kidding? So what?
That don't make no difference.
You don't believe anybody, do you?
Listen, down here
it's every man for himself.
It's keeping alive...
standing in with the right people so
you get change jingling in your pocket.
- And if you don't?
- If you don't? Right down.
- It's living like an animal.
- All right.
I'd rather live like an animal
than end up like...
LikeJoey?
Are you afraid
to mention his name?
Well, what do you keep
harping on that for?
Come on, drink up.
You gotta have a little fun out of life.
Come on,
I'll stick some music on.
What's the matter?
Look, what's the matter?
What's the matter with you?
Help me if you can,
for God's sakes.
Edie, I'd like to help.
I'd like to help,
but there's nothing I can do.
All right.
I shouldn't have asked you.
Here. Come on,
have a little beer.
Come on, come on.
I don't want it.
You just stay here
and finish your drink.
Listen, don't go.
I got my whole life to drink.
You sore at me?
What for?
Well, I don't know.
For not...
For not being no help to you.
You would if you could.
Here I come!
Here I come!
- Wait a minute.
- Pick a winner.
Wait a minute.
First I gotta kiss the bride.
Go on!
You kissed her before.
We'll get out that way.
You want me to take you?
What's going on here?
- Give me a cigarette.
- You gotta stop smoking so much.
Come on,
we'll get out through here.
What's the matter with you?
- Come on.
- That's a pretty tune.
Here's a stick of gum.
Do you good.
Do you like that music?
If I had my tuxedo
I'd ask you to dance, but...
Come on, you want to...
want to spin?
Come on, don't be afraid.
Ah, you dance divinely.
Say, we're doing pretty good.
The sisters ought to see you now.
Wait a minute.
I feel like I'm just floating.
Just floating.
Just floating.
I've been looking all over for you.
The boss wants you.
Right now?
Yeah. He just got a call
from Mr.