dreams.
Sleep, heroes of the Russian land,
sons of your Fatherland.
Fallen for Russia,
You died for the Fatherland.
Know that we will avenge you,
and will honour your memory.
The poor mother cries and cries..."
But what's the matter, guys?
I was singing a song...
... a beautiful song!
About soldiers...
They all died here 100 years ago!
They died for you,
dammit!
My grandfather also was here!
He was wounded!
They don't know the words!
And I have the music!
Come on, don't hang about!
What are you doing?
Where are we going?
Sergei!
Sergei!
Van Biao!
Van Biao!
Come with me!
Something's happened!
- I can't! -Why?
- You see, I'm playing!
Comrade Lee,
please take over from me.
Go ahead.
- Let's go!
- What's happened?
Come on, hurry up!
My friend has been arrested!
You should have said that straight away!
They just took him away!
Go ahead, I'll join you,
I have my bicycle.
Leave your bicycle, I have horses!
Me? On a horse? In a dinner jacket?
You still know how to ride?
I'll try!
Quick!
- What did he do, maybe he killed somebody?
- No, he just drank too much!
Let's go! To gallop!
Gombo! Quickly, find
a ricksha! Over there!
Hey, here!
May I get in, comrade?
Quickly! Turn around!
You do not have the right!
I am a foreigner!
Let's go, let's go!
Don't disturb people!
Gombo... take him!
Thank you very much!
Excuse us, he just drank a bit more
than he needed.
I'll take the horses.
- Here is my address, get them there.
- OK.
- You're a good sort! You're so good...
- Yes, yes... Oh, stop that, sit calmly!
So nice fellow... A good sort!
Gombo! Where are you? Where did he go?
Are you crazy, or what? You've already
got three! And you want the forth one?
So what? Genghis Khan
was the fourth child in his family.
You're still waiting for a
new Genghis Khan?
I was the seventh in my family.
So what? The times and the laws
have changed.
Now the Chinese
can have only one child.
And you being Mongolian can have three
children, meanwhile I can only have one!
It's not my fault. The thing is...
Pagma cannot use contraceptives,
the doctor forbids it.
And condoms?
Pagma says the same thing,
that is why I came here.
You bought them?
No, I must go and ask the Lama.
You're gonna ride miles away to see him
to ask how to use condoms!
Pagma says I'm a savage.
She says I have to watch TV.
And do you use those... condoms?
Of course, all the time!
What's it like?
Have you ever had a bath wearing boots?
I have to go and see the Lama.
Hello.
Take your hat off. Where are you from?
I came from far away...
I wanted to ask advice from you.
You have your problems,
I have my problems, Lord has His problems,
let us better pray together...
Altan!
Mourgoun! Who's that over there?
Go get him!
Bayartou!
Pagma!
What are you doing here?
Look, he doesn't
recognize Genghis Khan.
- Who are you?
- Me?
Just let me show you,
who I am!
You are Mongolian?
Me? Of course, Mongolian!
Where is your weapon?
What?
What's this iron shit you ride?
Where's your horse?
My horse? Over there!
- You're coming back from the war?
- No, from the city.
You seized it?
No, I bought a TV.
Pagma, you...
What's that?
This is a TV, for me to watch,
not to be savage,
Pagma, it was you who wanted that!
Destroy this shit, now! Smash it up!
Sergei!
Help!
Help!
What are you doing with me?
I am the one of you! A Mongol!
Hey, guys!
Hello!
You're here, God be praised!
IЎЇm lucky!
What are you doing?
I fell asleep at the wheel, fell asleep,
you see? And the battery is dead.
Over there... Push!
Push!
Get this idiot, too, quickly!
Good job, guys! Thanks.
Hey! You don't have the right!
I'm a foreigner!
Burn this garbage!
You don't understand?
I'm... to build the road!
My truck...
belongs to the state!
Eh! Careful!
Gombo!
Sergei!
My windshield busted,
my shiftman got sick,
I'm alone at the wheel 24 hours,
fell asleep at the wheel,
and now you in addition!
- Here,