murderous mercenaries. For a price, he'd waste anybody. I mean, anybody. A king, president, prime minister. That's when President Carter sent in a Delta Force with Killy at the head of it. Okay, I'll take the file. And I'll check out the tape. And keep clear of Madam Battle-Ax... while she's wearing that shiner you laid on her. Still shining, is it? Like the color purple. Hi. Hi, are those pants going on or coming off? Going on. Damn. This needs help. In the closet. When did you take the vow of poverty? Meaning what? How long have you been calling this rattrap home? For about 10 days. Since my final decree. You're finally divorced from available Imogene? - Yes. - That makes my day. And I hate that tie. So, she got a bucket of alimony and put you on welfare. No, it didn't go like that. When the judge heard she was patriotically trying to service... the entire United States Senate... he even cut her off from green stamps. Then, why this dump? She already looted our joint bank account. I've got a great idea. Don't you ever give up? Never. You know what the rules are. We don't mix business with that other stuff. ''That other stuff'' he calls it, poor man. It's getting late, and we're going to be late. Get my jacket. - You wanted to see us? - Got a problem? - You won't assign me back to the President. - The President's at Camp David. Meanwhile, One Momma is having her first press conference, 1400, East Room. It's an order. Ladies and gentlemen of the press, meet the first Lady of the United States. Thank you. Well, first of all, I'd like to thank the press corps for the very warm reception. I certainly hope the feeling lasts. Yes, Claire. About your dark glasses, everyone's very curious about them since... the rumor is that the President gave you a little black eye. The President wouldn't dare. He knows I can take him two out of three falls. Then who gave it to you? A very klutzy bodyguard. I mean, one more like him, and I'd be safer in Cuba. Is that why you missed all those inaugural balls? Claire, would you go out into the world wearing this medal of honor? Sally More, CBS. Mrs. Craig, exactly what happened with that explosion yesterday? Was that an accident? Maybe I'll let Mr. Killian explain that to you. Yes, it was an accident. Tire blew out. Then, it wasn't connected with the First Lady. No way whatsoever. - Mrs. Craig. - Mrs. Craig, please, Daily News over here. Mrs. Craig, isn't it true that you and the President... haven't shared the same bed since your arrival in Washington? - Would you mind identifying yourself? - Derek Finney, National Gazette. Isn't it also true, Mrs. Craig, that as a matter of fact... you and the President haven't been together since the convention? Does the Gazette qualify as the press? I had the impression it was manufactured strictly as wallpaper for local outhouses. - Touchy. - Are you evading the question, Mrs. Craig? No, Mr. Finney, just the answer, because I know... that no matter what I say, you've already written your libelous version. - Mrs. Craig. - Mrs. Craig, please. Mrs. Craig, June Merkel, Washington Daily Tribune. Do you intend to involve yourself in government like Rosalynn Carter did? Her staff cost nearly $1 million a year. I expect I'll stick my nose in my husband's business... every day and night, especially to push the passage of ERA. Mr. Finney. Where'd you get that line on the First Lady, Mr. Finney? You fellas know I don't have to reveal my sources to you. But it's straight from the horse's mouth. You know, yokels who shoot off their mouths get their mouths shot off. Are you threatening the freedom of the press? No, just you. I warn you boys. Y'all will be reading about this. We better not. The ship of state's developed a leak. Just make sure it didn't come from our team. Killian, you've been to more of these clambakes than I have. How did you think ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Юность Максима на английском - текст Бригада на английском - текст Посейдон на английском - текст Берегись автомобиля на английском - текст Самолётом, поездом и автомобилем на английском |