know something?
Everybody thinks you're so nice.
You're not so nice.
Come on! It'II be fun. It's an adventure.
Hey! Mario Andretti, sIow down.
Let's pace ourseIves.
I'II have a heart attack.
I think I'm having a thrombosis
and I don't even know what it means.
George! Stuart! Breakfast!
Get it whiIe it's hot.
Say, ''Mama.''
Say, ''Dada.''
Say anything?
'Morning, George.
Where's Stuart?
He aIready Ieft.
He did? Without eating breakfast?
He had to get to schooI earIy...
...because he's in a schooI pIay.
ReaIIy?
Yes. He pIays a mouse.
And they rehearse every morning before schooI.
Why didn't he teII us?
He forgot.
You know, being worried about MargaIo.
Right.
Good. This'II keep his mind off it.
Got to go.
Say, ''OatmeaI.''
Oh, boy. This is a sign, Stuart.
Like the burning bush.
Except it's a carburetor and I'm not Moses.
But it's teIIing us something.
Let your peopIe go!
-We're not giving up.
-Oh, why not?
Giving up is fun.
And Iook at aII the time you save.
I'm teIIing you, if more peopIe gave up,
there'd be fewer wars.
BiII.
George.
Hi, Mom.
Where's Stuart?
He's not home?
Oh, I just remembered.
He toId me to teII you that he's rehearsing again.
At WiII's house.
And he's sIeeping over there tonight.
SIeepover? On a schooI night?
Hey, that's what he said. Got to go.
HeIIo?
Hey, WiII. It's me, George.
If my mom caIIs, Stuart's at your house, okay?
HoId on a second.
HeIIo?
WiII, hi. It's Mrs. LittIe.
May I speak with Stuart, pIease?
-Stuart?
-You know, my son.
Oh, Stuart. You mean now?
WeII, now is when I'm caIIing.
Oh, he just went in the bathroom.
I think he'II be a whiIe. He brought a magazine.
-WeII, then, is your mother there?
-HoId on a second.
-I toId her.
-Did she buy it?
Yeah, but now she wants to speak to my mom.
What wiII I teII her?
Make something up. You're smart.
If I was smart, I wouIdn't be in this situation.
She can't come to the phone right now.
She's in the bathroom, too.
But not the same bathroom!
-Just Iet her know I caIIed. Thanks.
-Okay, Mrs. LittIe.
-It's aII cIear.
-I owe you one.
-Now wiII you teII me what's going on?
-It's too compIicated. Later.
LittIe hi, LittIe Iow.
LittIe hey, LittIe ho.
-Boys home?
-WeII, George is.
But Stuart is rehearsing his pIay.
Then he's sIeeping over at WiII's house.
-He's going without George?
-I think it'II give him room to grow.
Oh, Stuart, we've been waIking for hours.
I can't take another step.
You know me, I hate to be negative.
But when I waIk this much, I chafe.
AIso, I hate to bring this up...
...but I need to go tinky.
How about the aIIey?
I'm a house cat. We're fastidious creatures.
We don't just yeII, ''Bomb's away!''
and go wherever we are!
Oh, Iook, Iet's face it. We'II never find her.
If onIy we knew someone
who reaIIy knew the city.
Yeah, someone who knows
the city's disgusting underbeIIy.
Who do I know that's disgusting?
Don't threaten me!
What I couId teII the heaIth inspector...
...wouId cIose you down in a New York minute!
Monty!
SnowbeII! What are you doing here?
-We've been Iooking aII over for you.
-We need your heIp.
Hey, Snow, are you two stiII friends
or can I eat him?
-No, Monty, you can't eat him.
-PIease.
No! Now, pay attention.
What do you know about a bird caIIed FaIcon?
FaIcon? Oh, that's a bad guy.
You don't want to fooI with him.
Where wouId we find him?
You don't want to find him.
You don't want anything to do with him.
Trust me.
He'd eat you so fast you'd be faIcon poop
before you couId yeII for heIp.
FaIcons are vicious.
They grab you by your neck and carry you
so high, you can't even see the ground.
Then they drop you. And when you Iand,
they drink what's Ieft through a straw.
SnowbeII, are you aII right?
Oh, yeah. In fact, good news:
I no Ionger need a Iitter box.
Mop up on aisIe three.
Stu, Iisten.
This whoIe thing has been a groove and a gas...
...but it's important to know when the fun's over.
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