not.  Just don't say
anything but "fabulous" unless
they put a gun to your head.
Why ?
'Cause you just got in
from Europe.
You don't know how
to say anything else.
Okay.
Come on, Frankie.
Come on.  Come on.
Here, put that on.
God.
This thing is so heavy,
Morgan.
Here, hold this for me.
I'll fix your button.
[ Groans ]
That looks good.
Want some lipstick ?
No thanks.
Oh, come on.
No !
All right, fine.
Put these on.
Do I look okay ?
Perfect.
Come on.  Let's go.
Here you go.  Look bored.
That won't be hard for Frankie.
She's always bored.
It's only good for about
20 minutes.  So eat fast.
Come on.
[ Rock ]
## Well, shake it up
baby, now ##
## Shake it up, baby ##
- ## Twist and shout ##
-## Twist and shout ##
## Come on, come on
come on, baby, now ##
## Come on, baby ##
- ## Let's work it on out ##
- ## Work it on out ##
## Work it on out ##
## Work it on out ##
Patty !
Alan ?
Haven't seen 'em in years.
How are you anyway ?
Come on, Frankie.
Fabulous.
Young man ?
Young man ?
Young man !
I need to see your, uh,
membership card, please.
Oh, God, Reynolds,
I'm glad it's you.
I feel such the fool.
I left it down in my locker
with my tennis rags.  It's
still stuck with the racket.
I'm sure Patty and Alan
will vouch for us.
Love your suit.
Tre fabulouso.
[ Singer Vocalizing ]
Wow, this is great !
## Shake it up, baby, now ##
Oh, God.
You know what to do.
Hey.  Everybody's
staring at me.
Yes, they are.
Well, what's happening here
now is, you see,
the girls are wondering
where they've seen you before.
The guys are wondering
why the hell they haven't.
## Well, shake it, shake it
shake it, baby, now ##
Chuck wagon.
Chuckie wagon.
I like that.
Come on.
Let's eat.
I was just walking by and
I just saw this beautiful aura
coming up over both of you.
I just wanted to
come by and share that.
That's a great shirt.
Can you believe this place ?
There's not a zit in the house.
You kind of look like a Gary.
Can I call you Gary ?
You mean Frankie.
I can't believe
you guys don't know her.
You mix the wrong things,
this is really not gonna
come together...
and you're gonna wind up
launching your lunch
all over the damn place.
In from Europe for two weeks.
Very high concept, guys.
Don't let them fool you.
Of course size matters.
This is the '80s.
Anyway, what I'm saying is
you should watch what you eat.
You know what I mean ?
The cracked crab is to die for.
The dill sauce is
what makes it.
I'm not talking about
size in bed.  We're all
the same size in bed.
Good evening.  Does the word
phrase "beautiful, beautiful
hair" mean anything to you ?
It's got a certain
je ne sais quoiI can't
quite figure out.
I think it's the sherry,
but I'm not sure.
I'm dying to find out.
This isn't a fashion statement.
It's a sweater.
She had
the most gorgeous boyfriend.
He was incredible.  Stunning.
But did you ever see those
little cocktail wieners ?
You know the ones ?
The real, little tiny ones ?
Of course,
the finger sandwiches, you can
never go wrong with them.
If I'm having a small party,
25, 30 people,
you get the watercress,
slice the purple onion
very thin,
touch of butter,
cut the crust off the bread,
you got it made.
We are working currently
with Barry Manilow.
You know him ?
I know Barry very well.
You figure you're gonna
wrap it up in wax paper,
toss it in the fridge,
you got it the next day
for brunch with bloodies.
At first, I gagged.
But after a while
it was really easy.
But you guys swallow it,
don't you ?
Mm-hmm.
[ Vocalizing ]
[ Singer ]  I'd like to say
in all sincerity, this is
the most fun I've ever had.
You're a fantastic crowd.
I'm having a terrific--
That couple over there.
Bet you came in a B.M.W.
tonight, didn't you ?
I came in a B.M.W. once.
Ronnie, what is this ?
Who cares ?  Just eat it.
You'll never see it again.
I'm not gonna eat it.
You eat it.
No, no.
Jimmy, give me