Yeah.
Actually, I don't know
why I'm surprised.
Your records show
a good aptitude
for reading and writing.
Going to do
anything with it ?
Excuse me ?
[ Clears Throat ]
I don't know.
Look, Morgan,
you've had a good education
in one of the best prep schools
in this country.
And if you chose
to throw it away, well,
luckily that's no concern
of mine at this point.
What is my concern
is your present attitude,
which is my way of saying
that I won't tolerate any
of your past bullshit.
Including your rooftop...
rock concerts
in-between the classes.
You see, I have a lot
of trouble dealing with
the real losers here at Lawson.
I don't want to waste a lot
of energy with a good imitation.
Yes, sir.
[ Bell Ringing ]
Good.  All right.
You'd better hustle out
of here before you miss
your first class.
[ Narrator ]
And so the original pioneers
settled the territory...
building towns on the lands
they claimed.
But there were men who lived
outside the law.
Men who took away
the things the settlers
had worked so hard to build.
The settlers themselves
were no match for these outlaws,
and so a new breed was born.
Known as the "gunfighters,"
they brought a new code...
of honor and justice
to the Old West.
A code written
in their blood and of the blood
of the outlaws they faced.
[ Gunfire ]
Bat Masterson.
Wyatt Earp.
[ Narrator Continues
Indistinct ]
- Whoa.  State of the art.
- Class, that's enough.
Ed, will you please watch
the film and pay attention ?
[ Groans ]
Sorry, man.  I never had it
out of my pocket before.
Yeah ?  Well, why don't you
learn how to use it before
you cut your balls off ?
No settler could remain
in those days
without taking sides.
Problems, Jimmy ?
No, uh--  No problems.
Can't get the damn thing closed.
Looking back, one is struck
by the fact that even though...
specific crimes
are frequently forgotten,
the romantic pageantry remains.
- Here.  You're gonna need it.
- Why ?
Take it.
It's all over the school
about you and Nick Hauser.
[ Boy ]
Heads up, Jimmy.
Heads up.
Something important,
Mr. Parker ?
Yeah.  I was telling Morgan
about this book I read.
- Which one ?
- Call of the Wild.
And, um, what was your reaction
to this once-in-a-lifetime
experience ?
I didn't get it.
But I liked the dog.
History books are filled
with stories about lands...
bought and paid for
with the blood of the men
and women who claimed them.
When someone took a stand,
they very often paid
with their life,
whether outlaw or gunfighter.
The cost was always high.
And many lives were given
by those who shaped
our beloved country...
during this turbulent
and historic era.
[ Imitating Drum Sounds ]
Pow !
What's up, man ?
You like music ?
Yeah, I like music.
Yeah ?
Wanna come see
my band tonight ?
Sure.  Where ?
Go down here, down
this main drag, past all
the sleazy porno shops.
Okay.
It's on the left-hand side.
You can't miss it.
Porno shops ?
I'll be there.
Good.
All right, let's get
this thing rolling !
Come on, man.
[ Boy ]
Yo, Nick !
## Be bop a lula ##
Whoa !
He just missed 'em, man.
This must be recess, right ?
Great.
Yo, Morgan.
Yo !  Wait up.
Listen, man.
You're heading towards trouble.
That's Nick Hauser.
They're playing with my bike.
I'm just trying
to save your life.
[ Chattering ]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nice hood ornament
you got there.
Hey, don't mess with them.
They'll break your legs.
There he is.  There he is.
Right there.
Hi there.
Hi.
[ Laughing ]
God, a real man wouldn't
jump out of the way.
Whoa.
Yeah.
It's John Wayne.
Guy's got a damn death wish.
Eddie, there he goes, man.
Watch out.
He's gonna kiss you.
This is a very nice bike.
Very nice.
We like it.
We're just taking it for
a test run.  You don't mind ?
Wanna make sure it works.
Rain from heaven,maricon.
Hey.  Look at this guy.
I think he's got the measles
or something.
[ Boy ]
Come on !  Show us !