themselves
were no match for these outlaws,
and so a new breed was born.
Known as the "gunfighters,"
they brought a new code...
of honor and justice
to the Old West.
A code written
in their blood and of the blood
of the outlaws they faced.
Bat Masterson.
Wyatt Earp.
- Whoa.  State of the art.
- Class, that's enough.
Ed, will you please watch
the film and pay attention ?
Sorry, man.  I never had it
out of my pocket before.
Yeah ?  Well, why don't you
learn how to use it before
you cut your balls off ?
No settler could remain
in those days
without taking sides.
Problems, Jimmy ?
No, uh--  No problems.
Can't get the damn thing closed.
Looking back, one is struck
by the fact that even though...
specific crimes
are frequently forgotten,
the romantic pageantry remains.
- Here.  You're gonna need it.
- Why ?
Take it.
It's all over the school
about you and Nick Hauser.
Heads up, Jimmy.
Heads up.
Something important,
Mr. Parker ?
Yeah.  I was telling Morgan
about this book I read.
- Which one ?
- Call of the Wild.
And, um, what was your reaction
to this once-in-a-lifetime
experience ?
I didn't get it.
But I liked the dog.
History books are filled
with stories about lands...
bought and paid for
with the blood of the men
and women who claimed them.
When someone took a stand,
they very often paid
with their life,
whether outlaw or gunfighter.
The cost was always high.
And many lives were given
by those who shaped
our beloved country...
during this turbulent
and historic era.
Pow!
What's up, man ?
You like music ?
Yeah, I like music.
Yeah ?
Wanna come see
my band tonight ?
Sure.  Where ?
Go down here, down
this main drag, past all
the sleazy porno shops.
Okay.
It's on the left-hand side.
You can't miss it.
Porno shops ?
I'll be there.
Good.
All right, let's get
this thing rolling !
Come on, man.
Yo, Nick!
## Be bop a lula ##
Whoa !
He just missed 'em, man.
This must be recess, right ?
Great.
Yo, Morgan.
Yo !  Wait up.
Listen, man.
You're heading towards trouble.
That's Nick Hauser.
They're playing with my bike.
I'm just trying
to save your life.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nice hood ornament
you got there.
Hey, don't mess with them.
They'll break your legs.
There he is.  There he is.
Right there.
Hi there.
Hi.
God, a real man wouldn't
jump out of the way.
Whoa.
Yeah.
It's John Wayne.
Guy's got a damn death wish.
Eddie, there he goes, man.
Watch out.
He's gonna kiss you.
This is a very nice bike.
Very nice.
We like it.
We're just taking it for
a test run.  You don't mind ?
Wanna make sure it works.
Rain from heaven,maricon.
Hey.  Look at this guy.
I think he's got the measles
or something.
Come on! Show us!
So, what do you think ?
Should we let him have it ?
What ?
I said, should we
let him have it ?
You want your bike back ?
Huh ?  Hey, bebop.
Yo !
You want your bike back ?
What do you think ?
Should I give him
his bike back here ?
Make him pay!
Should I give him his
bike back ?  I said, should
I give him his bike back ?
Give it back to him, Nick.
Keep it.
There it is.
Come on.
Good.
You look beautiful like that.
Red really looks great on you.
Oh, shit.
It was a nice bike!
Hey, you guys--
you guys are bad.
This was a nice bike.
Used to be.
Damn.
Hey, I'm sorry, man.
I guess training was over.
Hey, he said he was sorry.
Life's a bitch, pal.
Party's over.
Shit.
Hi, honey.
How was the first day ?
Okay.
What happened to your bike ?
Nothing.
Nothing ?
Your bike is in pieces and
you tell me nothing happened ?
All right, Morgan,
if it's starting
all over again--
It's not starting again,
okay ?  It was an accident.
All right ?
No, it's not all right.
Who's gonna pay for that ?
- Did you at least find out
if they have any insurance ?
- Insurance ?
This isn't Connecticut !
No one has insurance
around here.
Oh, now they don't
even have insurance.
That's wonderful !
Hey,