-CADETS: Oorah!
-Get down! Get down!
CADETS: Oorah!
(CADETS SHOUTING)
Go.
(GRUNTS)
Oorah.
Oorah.
Oorah!
Can you die from chlorine poisoning?
I can't feel my legs. I'm serious.
I don't know about you guys,
but I feel good.
This Randall guy, he's operating
on some whole other cylinder.
What is it, two weeks, and he's failed
almost half the class already?
He's a legend.
They say he's got
something like 200 saves.
I heard it was 300.
Who cares what his number is?
If he's such a stud,
what's he doing here?
How we feeling, boys?
Hey, Z, where you going?
My sister's best friend
is getting married,
and they're having
a big reception downtown.
I promised her I'd go.
Wait, you said wedding reception?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(LISA LA VIE PLA YIN G
THE MOCKINGBIRD)
-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
Hi.
-Congratulations.
-Hi.
Nice to meet you.
BEN: Yes, Kodiak, Alaska.
The number for Helen Randall.
Okay, try Helen Freeman.
You betcha.
(PHONE RINGING)
HELEN'S VOICE: Hi, you've reached
Helen. Leave a message.
BEN ON PHONE: Helen, it's Ben.
Jesus, that was weird.
Haven't had to use your maiden name
since we were kids.
Helen, if you're there, just pick up.
We need to talk.
Please.
(PHONE BEEPS OFF)
All right. All right.
To those who have fallen,
to those who have survived Phase 1.
-Cheers.
-LINDSEY: Cheers.
-Oorah, oorah, oorah.
-Guys, this is great.
And to our gal Lindsey.
You can rescue me anytime.
-Did he just say that?
-You did not just say that.
-Did he just say that?
-You did not just say that.
You know what, Doran?
You, I think I might actually let drown.
ALL: Oh!
(MAGGIE SINGING
HOLD ON I'M COMING)
Hey, Senior Chief.
Ben, she's hot tonight.
This place has not changed.
-From Kodiak, Alaska...
-Don't.
...Senior Chief Ben Randall
is in the house,
big as day and still alive.
I must owe somebody money.
-You're terrible.
-Oh, Ben.
I heard a rumor you were gonna be
teaching here in town.
If that ain't the karmic wheel spinning,
I don't know what is.
Well. To the prodigal's return.
-Where's your better half?
-She decided to stay home.
-Oh.
-Work stuff.
Yeah. Winter in Kodiak.
Let me see. Winter in Louisiana.
-All right, stop. Stop.
-"She decided to stay home."
Well, it's a good thing
we got a full bottle and half the night.
Yes, we do.
Check it out. She's staring at you.
That girl right there
is not staring at me.
Did you just point at her?
-Did she see you point?
-I don't know.
All right, now you gotta go talk to her.
You gotta go make a move.
-Yeah.
-I can't.
I just don't feel comfortable right now
talking to women.
You're telling me
you wanna jump out of helicopters
-for a living...
-You're talking to me.
...but you can't go talk to a girl?
-That's exactly what I was telling you.
-You're smooth.
All right, look,
I'm gonna help you out here.
I'll show you how it's done.
Pick out the hottest girl in here.
I'll take her home.
-Oh, gosh.
-Okay.
-Here he go, now.
-No, how about I will find the girl?
All right.
-Okey-doke.
-Who you thinking?
Make sure she's hot.
-Where you looking?
-Okay.
At the bar. Two o'clock.
-Yes.
-That's a good one.
CADET: There's no way in hell
she's talking to you.
-That one?
-Yeah, that one.
Hundred bucks says
she shuts you down
in less than a minute.
Boom.
-That looks like a bet to me, Jake.
-That's a bet.
All right. All right.
Hundred bucks says I close
in less than a minute.
Oh, absolutely.
-Hats off, man.
-Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Clock starts when I talk to her.
That's fine.
CADET: This is
gonna be embarrassing.
All right, buddy.
CADET: What do you think?
What do you got?
-You think he's gonna do it?
-CADET 2: Yeah.
(TAD ROBINSON PLAYING
HOLD TIGHT)
Evening, ma'am.
Can I buy you a drink?
I don't think so.
You don't know what you're missing.
You sure