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knew
it wasn't going to work.
OK, so I didn't know,
but I had a feeling.
- Gary?
- Uh-huh?
- Do you love me?
- Sure.
I love you. Unbelievable!
The Oeltics always get the breaks.
Two weeks before the wedding,
Gary changed his mind.
He said he was sorry, but he was
going through a selfish phase.
Luckily,
the tags were still on my dress,
but I couldn't return
the 600 monogrammed napkins.
Just once, I'd like to wear a sexy
white dress blowing all around me
and not have men run away screaming.
Just once, I'd like to have
the kind of sexual experience
where you don't go to the bathroom
and cry afterwards.
I bet Marilyn cried in the bathroom
after sex.
Probably more than once. Everyone does.
- Men too?
- They can't, they're asleep.
Maybe Melissa envied my reckless past,
but some time around the mid-Eighties,
I started regretting it.
One day I was in line at the Mini Mart
and I looked at the magazine rack.
Time, Newsweek, People,
it was on every cover.
So, Stacy.
How is the restaurant?
When are they gonna make you a chef?
- Soon. Do you have my results?
- Yeah, don't worry, you're fine.
- You tested for everything?
- Yeah, everything. OK?
- You're perfectly healthy.
- Are you sure?
I'm sure. Goodbye, Stacy.
Oh, thank you for sparing
a formerly flirtatious,
spontaneous
and much-too-promiscuous slamhound.
You won't be sorry, cos from now on,
I'll lead a life of pure sublimation.
I'll aerobicise my little heart out.
I'll compose symphonies.
I won't touch human flesh. I'll give
new meaning to the word "celibacy".
Stacy, you don't have to commit
to lifelong celibacy.
Just practise safe sex.
"Safe sex."
Who'd have thought those two words
would be in the same sentence?
Maybe abstinence isn't so bad.
Beats sleeping with guys
who don't call you afterwards.
And you and I have more in common
now we're both afraid of sex.
That's consoling.
I miss it. I don't know
how to get close to men without it.
There's your boyfriend.
So what? There's yours.
Well, it's been ten months and 17 days,
and the only man who looked safe was Dr
Goodman, and I wasn't attracted to him.
It seemed I wasn't attracted to anybody,
which scared me more than AIDS did.
- Where were you?
- I'm sorry, but I got a great surprise.
What?
This is where we're going
on our vacation.
OK. "Oasis Health Spa".
They're all exercising.
That's not a vacation.
There's all kind of social events.
Dancing, parties.
Look how pretty it is. Look.
My mom told me about a cruise to Hawaii
where we can lay in the sun for a week.
But what kind of guys would we meet?
Here, we know everybody will be healthy.
- lt'll help with my paranoia.
- Stacy. How's it going?
Hi, Baylor. Do you remember him
from the Fringe Festival?
Oh, yeah.
I'm into something very different now.
I can't even put it into words.
Why don't you come over?
Um, uh, I'm sorry, we're having lunch.
Oh, yeah. OK, great.
Let me give you my new address.
My new number. OK.
- It's a garage arrangement.
- Great.
I gotta get out of this town.
Goodbye!
Yay!
Hot Hot Hot
Yessah ha-ha...
- We're so colour-coordinated.
- We're gonna be the best-looking there.
Me mind on fire
Me soul on fire
Feeling hot, hot, hot
Party people all around me
Feeling hot, hot, hot
What to do on a night like this
Music sweet, I can't resist
We need a party song
A fundamental jam
Feeling hot, hot, hot...
- You two got the biggest room here.
- Really?
It was the honeymoon suite
when this was a hotel.
Why don't you two take a look around and
I'll get your luggage up to your room.
- Ready to go break some hearts?
- Uh-huh.
- Bye, darling.
- Bye.
See people rocking
Hear people chanting
Feeling hot, hot, hot...
Oh, wow!
This is beautiful.
Oh, God, I feel so much healthier
and we just checked in.
It's
Случайный Секс? Случайный Секс?

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