All right? Stay hid.
I'll be back.
Okay. All right.
Easy.
This is Chief Pardy.
I can't...
Fuck me.
No!
Get... Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey. Motherfucker.
Thank you. Come on, come on.
We gotta go.
Once one sees us,
they all see us.
Okay. Take this. Here.
Starla.
Oh, God!
Sweetie, don't look.
Don't look.
What are we gonna do now?
Probably turn into a couple
of these fucked-up things.
That's kind of negative.
Well,
it's been that sort of day.
Thank you for saving
my ass back there.
You're welcome.
Of course, when I tell
that story, it's gonna be
the other way around.
What do you mean?
Like I saved you.
Yeah, if we live.
Right.
Now, they're dragging
these bodies due north.
Do you think that will
lead us to Ms. Grant?
You like her, don't you?
Come on.
Starla,
don't you be fooling, girl.
Come on down!
Who's there?
Bill?
Bill?
Starla?
Hello?
Don't you look
at me like that!
Don't you judge me!
You got no idea
what it's like
to be this hungry!
I just ate pig
and I still want more.
Oh, God damn!
Don't you dare judge me!
Are you trying to judge me?
Damn Republican.
We'll run all
you Republicans out of town.
Starla,
I hear you in there.
Come on down and fulfill
your wifely duties,
you hear me?
Starla. Starla.
You said for better or worse!
You lied!
Bitch!
Slut!
Whore!
There's the worm heads.
That's where
they're bringing the bodies.
Probably new breeders
feeding inside.
Oh, my God, that's Grant.
That's where
they're joining together.
Well, now,
that is some fucked-up shit.
There's Starla.
Okay. Okay.
All right. All right.
You stay here.
No, I ain't
staying here by myself.
All right, come on.
You tried to kill me
and run off with Pardy.
You just wanna fuck him now,
cause he's so good-looking.
It's all over, Starla.
And I'll keep growing
till I'm everywhere.
Till I'm all that is!
Then you'll know
what it feels like
to be betrayed.
Won't you, sugarplum?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I just thought
you were trying to kill me.
And you can't expect me
not to go through
some adjustments
after all these changes.
You did a real nice job
decorating, baby.
You like these memories?
Yeah.
I know you don't wanna
hurt me, Grant.
Yeah.
You like being called Grant,
don't you?
I can do that.
I can call you that.
'Cause you're lonely. Right?
You've been alone so long
I can't even imagine, I bet.
You don't have to
be alone anymore.
'Cause you and I,
we could be together.
I never had much use
for this world, anyway.
And I can stay with you
while you do
what you need to do.
'Cause it's your nature,
and I see that now.
I'm here for you.
Pardy!
Kill me, Pardy, please!
You Podunk whore!
I've been around
a billion years.
You think you can
fuck with me?
Yep.
Shit!
Shoot him.
Shoot him!
Bill.
Bill.
Bill.
Bill.
Oh, that...
That really hurt.
Are you all right?
You need both of them things
in you to get all wormy.
Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.
Bet you regret not running off
with me to Hollywood now,
hey, Bill?
Oh, hell, Starla,
I always regretted that.
Now, Bishopville's just
a few miles down the 10.
They got that hospital there
with the big green
steeple thingy up top.
Hey, Kylie, why don't you tell
Ms. Grant that story about how
I saved you from that deer?
Oh, yeah.
Bill saved me from a deer.
Oh, yeah?Whippoorwill flies about 27 miles an hour.
Hmm.
That what you thought it would have been?
Sure.
I'd have thought more like
31 or something.
Hmm.
32.
Goddamn, that's a pisser.
Normally, I could look at anything,
tell you exactly how fast it's going
within 2 miles per hour.
That's fascinating.
I'm gonna...
Get the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Morning, Mayor.
Hi. How you all doing?
Easy come, easy go.
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