What kind of thing
wants you to eat it?
Kylie, honey,
you're gonna turn into
a plum in there.
Prune, Mama.
Plums turn into prunes.
I know what turns into what.
So I want you to finish up
in there and get yourself
into bed, you hear?
Time to turn in, ladies.
Just a couple more pages, Mom.
No.
Besides, you know
what day tomorrow is.
Family fun day.
Family fun day.
That is correct.
So good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
Night, night.
Night, Mom.
Night.
What the fuck?
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Help!
Emily! Jenna!
Jenna, open the door!
Shelby, come in.
11-41. I need paramedics
out here right away.
I got four men down.
Shelby, are you there?
Shelby, we got
an emergency here.
This is Bill.
Oh, crud.
Shelby.
This is no time for a break,
Shelby. I mean it.
Shelby?
They alive?
Shelby, I need your help now.
Praise Jesus.
Praise Jesus?
That's fucking pushing it.
This shit's about as far
from God as shit can get.
Either of you ever seen
anything like that?
You ever heard
of anything like that?
Huh?
Me neither.
And I watch Animal Planet
all the fucking time.
I got no reception out here.
I'm gonna run back to the car,
try to call the paramedics
from there.
That's a long way
with those worms out there.
Yeah, well,
nice change of pace
from shooting them deer.
All right, you three,
get these folks
out of the barn.
All the rot and stench
can't be doing them any good.
You take this. I got my Colt.
Be careful.
Yeah, there's a thought.
You know what this is?
Huh?
You know what this is?
It's goddamn
biological weapons,
that's what it is.
Government's testing them
on Wheelsy. You know why?
Because I don't take
no shit from nobody
at those State hearings.
They wanna put a cock
in Jack MacReady,
they can kiss my ass.
If this shit is contagious,
I turn into a fucking mollusk,
I'm gonna sue those bastards,
I swear to God!
And you can sue right
alongside of me. I don't care
if you're a lesbo.
You don't deserve this shit.
It's like... Oh!
Oh, man, it smells like
rotten mayonnaise in here.
Hi, sugarplum.
Marriage.
It's a sacred bond.
Just like you said.
What?
I'm sorry for trying to
strangle you and all.
I lost my head.
I didn't mean to do
none of them things I done.
Not
kill them
pets.
Not make Brenda a worm.
But it's my nature,
ain't it?
How can you blame
someone for acting
according to his own nature?
I wanted to tell you
what was going on,
but I was afraid
you wouldn't love me no more.
I never knew love, Starla...
Wally?
You all right?
Maybe you better
set back down.
You don't look so good.
Hey.
Kylie, honey, you okay?
Hi, Kylie, it's me.
Kylie, open the door,
jellybean.
Come on, Kylie.
Open the door.
We love you, sweetheart.
Come on out now.
Open the door.
Get away!
You all get away.
Kylie. Kylie, there's
no excuse. No excuse
not to be with your family.
This is family fun day,
isn't it, Kylie?
Y'all better just
set back down.
You need to get some rest.
You're sick!
Meat.
Hey!
Let her go!
Y'all just take
a step back now, all right?
There you go, sugarplum.
Why you choosing camps
before you hear
both sides of the story?
Both sides of the story.
Why are you talking
like Grant?
'Cause I am Grant.
I'm your husband.
I'm your husband.
You swore to honor
and obey me.
Obey me.
So put that goddamn gun down.
So put that goddamn gun down.
Oh, shit.
Get away from her!
It burns. What the...
Get away from her!
Meat.
Get away from her!
I am gonna shoot you,
I swear to God!
You ain't
gonna shoot me, Starla.
I told you, you always
needed me to protect you!
You for damn sure
ain't got the balls to...
Christ on a cross.
Go. Go, go, go.
Uncle Grant's gonna
show you a good time, girlie.
Get out!
Open this door,
you little whore!
Don't mess with me,
you little slut.
Kylie.
This is your last chance.
Open this door now!
Come on,
you spoiled brat!
No!
No!
You little