SCREAMING)
Bitch is hard-core.
BILL: Get in the car.
Get in the car!
All right, yeah.
Go, go.
Go! Go! Go!
Starla!
Starla! Starla!
Starla! Starla!
ALL: Starla!
BILL: So,
how's everybody's evening?
Good?
Good.
Thanks.
Shelby?
Shelby, you there?
SHELBY: Hey, Chief,
how you doing?
Did you find that...
(EXCLAIMS)
There's a skeeter in here
driving me bonkers.
Shelby,
you seen any of these...
I don't know
what to call them.
They're like big slugs,
only they're fast.
Uh-uh.
No slugs.
But your mama called.
She said, "The toilet's
all backed up again.
"Why don't you come over
soon as you're
finished there?"
All right, sweetheart, listen.
I need you to listen to me
just for a second, okay?
She said it's what you done
in there on Sunday
what caused the backup.
All right, listen.
I need you to...
I need you to get the CDC
on the horn for me, okay?
Shelby, are you nodding?
Oh, yeah, sorry.
I'll get you right back.
There's a big tree
in her front yard and
the roots got in the pipes
and it messes with
the whole system
on the way to the main.
She uses lots of paper.
Where is the Mr. Pibb?
I told your secretary
to pack Mr. Pibb.
It's the only Coke I like.
Goddamn Brenda exploding
like a water balloon
and worms driving
my friends around like
they're goddamn skin-cars.
People are spitting acid
at me, turning you into
cottage cheese,
and now there's no fucking
goddamn Mr. Pibb!
Jesus Christ, Jack.
Let me get right on it.
It was me.
I became it... Him.
KYLIE: Part of him.
Who?
Who?
Mrs. Grant's husband.
But it wasn't always him.
He came from...
He's a goddamn Martian?
Martians is from Mars, Jack.
Or it's a general term meaning
"outer space fucker."
No, it isn't.
Look it up, cocksucker.
Enough.
STARLA: Kylie.
Honey.
Honey, what do you mean?
His real face
looks like a needle.
But he's always got another.
He goes from place to place,
worlds, planets, killing them.
Some he gets pregnant,
others he just takes over
with his worms.
And the rest he eats
till they're gone.
Now he's here.
BILL: Are you saying
these worms...
These worms in their brains,
you saying
they're all connected?
It's like
they're all one deal?
An animal
that doesn't procreate.
It spreads, grows,
absorbing the minds and bodies
of the organisms around it.
It's a conscious disease.
If I weren't about
to shit my pants,
I'd be fucking fascinated.
We're back.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Shelby,
did you get the CDC for me?
We're at the city limits.
SHELBY: Welcome back,
killer.
Got a little surprise
for the lot of you,
just right around the corner.
(GROANS)
(ZOMBIES CHATTERING)
ALL: Starla!
Starla. Starla! Let her go!
Jesus.
(ZOMBIES HOWLING)
WOMAN: Meat.
Meat.
Chief!
Come on, come here.
Stay here. Stay here.
Jack, wake up.
Wake up!
Hurry!
Jack!
ALL: Meat.
Meat.
(BELL RINGING)
Stay here.
Worms beat us here.
Okay. All right.
There's a grenade
in that station.
Now, if I use that to destroy
Grant... He's the center of
the whole system, right?
Does that mean
the whole thing
will be destroyed?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Okay.
Okay.
You wait here.
All right? Stay hid.
I'll be back.
Okay. All right.
Easy.
This is Chief Pardy.
I can't...
(SLURPING)
Fuck me.
(DEER SNARLS)
(BILL GRUNTING)
BILL: No!
(SCREAMING)
Get... Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey. Motherfucker.
Thank you. Come on, come on.
We gotta go.
Once one sees us,
they all see us.
Okay. Take this. Here.
(DOOR OPENS)
MAN: Starla.
(MAN SCREAMING)
Oh, God!
Sweetie, don't look.
Don't look.
What are we gonna do now?
Probably turn into a couple
of these fucked-up things.
That's kind of negative.
Well,
it's been that sort of day.
Thank you for saving
my ass back there.
You're welcome.
Of course, when I tell
that story, it's gonna be
the other way around.
What do you mean?
Like I