CONTINUEDTHE POLYGON STUDIO In association with RTR TV CHANNEL presents PIOTR KORSHUNKOV STANISLAV DUZHNIKOV VLADISLAV KOPP ALEXEl PANIN ROMAN RADOV SERGEl ARTSIBASHEV VICTOR PAVLOV ANATOLY GORIACHEV PAVEL SIROTIN EKATERINA LAPINA IGOR PISMENNY JEAN DANIEL ANATOLY KOROLCO AS WELL AS... ALEXANDER POZHAROV IN DEMOBBED - 2 BASED UPON "DEMOBBED - 1" WRITTEN BY IVAN OCHLOBISTYN ALEXANDER BASOV MARAT RAFIKOV DIRECTED BY ALEXANDER BASOV MARAT RAFIKOV DIRECTOR OF FOTOGRAHPY ANDREl VATSURA MUSIC BY VADIM GOLUTVIN EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS MARINA KAPUSTINA VICTOR ALISOV PRODUCERS - SERGEl HOTIMSKY MAXIM GARANIN SERGEl ALEXEEV PROJECT COORDINATOR - FAINA BALK Dedicated to all the enlisted men. DEMOBBED - 2 FILM 1 First year in the army, and already in luck! Ensign Kazakov was taking samples of super-secret warheads... to the Moscow trade exhibition. Serioga, Serioga! Do you know the legend of Black Ensign? No. You don't know anything! Listen now! Once upon a time there was a regiment... And in this regiment was a battalion... And in this battalion was an ensign! Kazakov took Pisa, the Kid and me to carry warheads around... and protect from American spies taking great interest in our secrets. It seems we'll never stop. Car is driving, time is passing! The road is a soldier's vacation! Be glad, take a wink or two! Easy for you to say! "CABBAGIUM" - 72 Shit! The war-call of ensign Kasakov brought us to our feet. This is a court martial offence! Where's my gun? I'm shooting myself right now! Why waste a bullet? Why? Why?! We've lost a box with top-secret munitions! And it's your fault, soldiers! You'll answer before court, and I'll wash it off with my own blood! No need to spill blood. It's just lying somewhere back along the road! Let's search and find it! Spoken like a real soldier! Good! Serioga, turn it around! Let's search for warheads! No go! What do you mean?! It's a military secret! What will we sell the Indians? I've just enough gas to take us there and back! Sell them anything you like, suit yourself! Indian Indians, not American ones! Sell them anything you like, suit yourself! But instead of tobacco... Soldiers, it's total caput! One such warhead can make such a show... Just wet stinking lumps for two miles around! Saw it with my own eyes in the training reel! What are staring at? Let's hit the road! Serioga, take a good look after the others! In extreme - just blow it all up! We walked all day, all night, but found nothing. As the sun rose, we crawled to a roadside cafe... and stopped for breakfast. Not you average garrison mess-room. But Russian soldier will eat anything. We've seen much worse so no one complained. Not far off three fallen women kept their watch. Kazakov decided to give them a lecture on political education. Comrades! First he reviewed the current political and economic situation. Comrades... ...prostitutes! Our dear Motherland is suffering... Suffering a crisis! In everything! So you must organize yourself as self-defense units! Bug off! I'm no prostitute I'm a sex bomb! A bomb?! Where?! Nowhere! Comrades prostitutes! I order you to hand over all your bombs, sex kind including! The general! Day's just beginning, he's already wet! Let's soak him in the river, girls! Girls, girls! No river please! This hero is lacking one testicle! Sold it to buy a prosthetic limb for his comrade in arms! Why soak him in the river? One-balled cat! They're all the same! So let's saw the other on off! For symmetry! Stuff your symmetry! He'll be court-martialed anyway. If we don't find a green box with two heavy steel mothers! And he's got a family! I just saw something like that near Shittino village. Thank you, beautiful! Yes, it was lying at the turning. How far to Shittino? Mile and a half. Dear sex-bombs! On the part of... Let me express... Steer clear of the shit-heads! They' ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Американский мечтатель на английском - текст Чем суровей они с нами обращаются на английском - текст Страх и трепет на английском - текст Детсадовский полицейский на английском - текст Без пощады на английском |