you, honey.
I love you. I mean that.
Drum roll, please!
I'm trying
to understand, John.
I know. I guess it's like
what Dr. Ted said. Somebody
must have put me in a spell
and I've been walking around
in this voodoo-like trance.
You were definitely
in a trance
at that wedding rehearsal.
I know.
I don't normally
act that way.
I wanna thank you guys
for sticking with me.
Hey, anything to get
the old Johnny back, huh?
I'm gonna get the limo.
I'll meet you on the corner.
Thanks, Chick.
Okay.
You know, I love you, Nancy.
I know you do.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Yeah.
I want you
to open your eyes, John.
This hypnotism isn't
gonna work. All it does
is make him act like a jerk.
He's not gonna kill anyone.
Yes, it will work.
His respect
for the institution of
fatherhood was too strong.
It caused a mental block.
Once we destroy that respect,
he'll be exactly what
we want him to be.
SUN Yl: Who's that imbecile
out there?
That's his friend.
Make him one with the ocean.
Let him sleep with the fishes.
You know, John, a lot
of bad people are out there
trying to get you.
Really?
That's why we had
to bring you here.
We wanted to make sure
you'd be safe.
That's very kind of you.
One of those bad people
is your future father-in-law,
Ed Reese.
I'm looking for a John.
My name...
I wonder if you saw him.
He's about this tall,
light-colored hair,
round face.
He's got a good nature,
good-natured guy.
He's got a...
He laughs like that.
I think he's with a couple
of gentlemen.
Let's go, buster.
And no trouble.
Fathers are the root
of it all, John.
I have a great respect
for the institution
of fatherhood.
Do you see?
Fathers are bad, John.
And they must be stopped
at all costs.
Think of all the damage
they've done.
You know, John,
throughout history,
it was the father
who was the cause
of all the trouble.
Hi, honey, I'm home.
Hello, dear.
Where's Princess?
Here she is.
Hi, Dad.
Hi, Princess.
And where's my Kitten?
She's upstairs.
Hi, Daddy.
Hi, Kitten.
Why don't you just
slide down the banister?
You know Daddy will always
be here to catch you.
Here I come.
Another cup, dear?
No, this coffee sucks!
Maybe it's the caffeine
that makes you so irritable.
I'm not irritable,
God damn it!
I'm an insurance salesman.
Insurance salesmen
never get irritable, Margaret.
Anything you say, dear.
Where's Bud,
that gearhead son of mine?
You locked him
in the shed for a week,
don't you remember, dear?
Oh, yes.
Hi, Father.
Hi, Princess.
Father, a very nice
young man asked me
to the RO TC ball next Friday.
Can I go?
No.
But why not?
He's perfectly acceptable.
And a lot of my friends
are going.
I said no.
Friday is punishment night,
Princess.
Father, I really wanna go.
Well, maybe you'd like to
talk about this in the den.
Please, Father.
Oh, let's talk about it,
Princess.
Please, don't! No!
Let's have a little chat!
Come on, Princess!
Margaret? You're next.
Hi, Mrs. Anderson.
Hi, Mr. Anderson.
Do you think
I could hide out here
for a while?
Beaver, what's wrong?
You're covered with blood.
Yeah, I know.
It's Wally's blood.
See, Wally and I
were fixing his bike
in the driveway
and Dad came home
and got real mad.
So he took a gun out
and killed Wally.
Blew his head clean off
his shoulders.
His face is all over
the garage door,
it's a real mess.
Well, maybe your dad
knows what he's doing.
I don't think so.
I think he flipped out.
Margaret, call up Ward.
Tell him Beaver's here.
Oh, don't do that,
Mr. Anderson. Please,
Mrs. Anderson, don't do that.
I think it's time
you had your punishment,
Beaver.
Oh, no, Mr.

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