diamonds, he made A perfect party for our maid. What you did you sat our friend Down on a nail, "by accident". Consequently the guest has A strong bias against us. NURSEMAID I remember that Spaniard, I recall he ate like mad, He was so absorbed in eating That he smudged his bow in fat. No matter what you asked him he Would keep parroting: "si, si" While he would indulge in eating Our herring ivashi! TSAR Stop it now! Or you'll wind up Rotting in a prison camp! I'm quite serious!.. Don't think That I 'm talking tongue in cheek. The German baron that we knew Was good from every point of view. Yet you did your best to hurt him And offend him, didn't you? Wasn't it you who worked him up, By putting a mouse in his cup? You are a wicked, vicious woman, A god damn treacherous thing, a vermin! NURSEMAID Well, your baron was quite good, Good at eating our food, Put him in a flock of ravens, He will fight them like a brute! Looking proud, talking big, He's voracious like a pig. He would even gobble hay If he didn't have to pay! TSAR You just wait, there's every reason To deliver you to prison. I'm not cruel, but I've no use For you spies and evil doers! Tell me, are there any ways of marrying of our princess? Don't you know, there aren't many Eligible men among her friends ? If there were a legion around, You could argue, there’s no doubt, But there isn't, so we have to Pick what there's to be found. PRINCESS You're Russian Tsar, it'll be fair If you mind your own affair, How I live and whom I love Are the matters of my care. The house swarms with attaches, There's a lot of them upstairs, I can't bear any longer The smell of their after-shaves. TSAR Love is blind... If that is true, You will love the envoy, too. And along with that you'll set My worsened foreign trade straight! It will do to our good, I shall sell of hemp and wood. All the public give consent, You're the only one who wouldn't! PRINCESS You may frown and complain, Yet I'll say it to you again, As an individual I have Rights for free marriage and free love. Maybe, I would give consent And get married in the end, If it were Fedot the soldier Who would offer me his hand. TSAR Silly girl, you hold your tongue! Don't you know where you belong? Go and lock up in your room, Learn your sol-fa, get along! As for scoundrel Fedot, The vicious rogue, I'll tell you what: I shall whip him, drive him out of the palace with a rod. The Tsar had a General whose occupation was gathering information. Like a hunting hound, he would sniff around in search of a suspect in a city crowd. He would put down all he heard in town; and then, at exactly seven, he would come to the court to give his report. TSAR General, you're feeling blue. Is it quinsy or the flu? Or you've drunk too much of beer, Or you've lost at cards, have you? Or your army is too small, Or you do not want to serve at all, Or you've found some defects In a cannon tube or cannon ball? Tell me openly, don't lie, What is it that makes you sigh? I should like to know in detail When and where and what and why! GENERAL Well, I went to see Fedot The other day, and you know what: When I saw his charming wife I fell down on the spot. It's two days, upon my word, That I haven't touched the sword, There's nothing left for me but sigh, I'm afraid, I'm going to die. Yesterday, I will confess, I made a sin: I wrote a verse, The doc is scared for my brains, It's a shock of love, he claims. TSAR The soldier must be gotten rid of. Didn't he know that I'm widowed? I'll remind you of your duty: Go and bring me now that beauty! As for this insidious man Wipe him out, if you can, Grind him out so that he Mightn't hang around here! GENERAL To kidnap her I've got wits, But think of people in the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Никто не идеален на английском - текст Остров сокровищ на английском - текст Авиатор на английском - текст День полнолуния на английском - текст Токийский хор на английском |