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is
about your age, Sam.
You two should have
a lot to chat about.
I love, uh, visiting
with Grandma and Grandpa...
and writing letters
to parents...
and pushing
lawn-mowing machine...
so Grandpa's hyena
don't get disturbed.
- Hernia!
- [Fred chortling]
Oh, yes, yes, yes, indeedy.
He does the dishes
and helps with the laundry.
You betcha.
[All chuckling]
May I be excused?
Where are you going?
I have a dance to go to...
at school.
It's a very important dance.
Uh, we're being graded on it...
for gym.
Wait a minute.
I have a wonderful idea.
Would you like to go
to the dance with Sam?
[Gong clangs]
Dd
[Arguing, Indistinct]
I wonder ifJake's here.
I don't think it's healthy
to get jacked about some guy
that isn't a thing yet.
Yeah, when you don't have
anything, you don't have
anything to lose, right?
That's a cheerful thought.
Let's go make
ourselves available.
Dd["Peter Gunn"]
[Kids chattering]
That's the one, dude.
Scope it out.
She doesn't look
like a freshman.
Sophomore, dude. Sophomore.
Fully aged sophomore meat.
[Sonar Pinging]
We do the bus
together.
You talk to her?
Talk? Dude, I have
a relationship with her.
Get out.
Figure to, like,
17 digits.
You are such a liar.
We'll see about that,
my man.
By night's end, I predict
me and her will interface.
Dd[Slow, Romantic]
DAhh d
dAhh d
dl know this d
dMuch is true d
dAhh d
dl know this... dd
Check it out,
Wease.
Pretty intense, huh?
Over.
To the max. Over.
- [Gasping]
- All right.
Dd[New Wave Rock]
I knew you'd come around.
Whoa.
Christ.
Crank that, sister!
D Whoa d
Very hot. Very hot.
This night... This night
is happenin'.
D Whoa, whoa, whoa dd
I'm blowing your mind,
aren't I?
I'm just getting warmed up.
[Growls]
[Loud Flatulent Noise]
Ow. Excuse me.
Dd[continues In Distance]
[Cheering]
Way to go, dick-face.
She took off.
Don't spaz out. Okay, Wease?
The situation'll come on-line.
Yeah? I'll bet you
a dozen floppy disks
you don't even get tit.
You got a bet, scumbag.
I'll get it all.
Take off.
You wouldn't be able
to prove it anyway.
"A," don't hit me.
Secondly, what kind
of proof do you want?
Video.
Video.
No way. I can just see
the thing getting duped
a thousand times...
and winding up on cable
somewhere.
Try again.
Underpants.
Underpants.
No problem,
butt-lick.
[Together]
Girls' underpants.
D One, two d
dAnd your girlfriend
sweet little 17 d
[Gasping]
DShe's got her layered hair
and her flaredjeans d
d You know what that means
She's just a little queen d
dShe shares your London flat d
dShe thinks that London's
where it's at d
dAlthough it stinks and when it rains
you wear your hat d
dAnd your plum-colored PVc
wet-look maxi mac d
d You tie your ginger hair
back in a bun d
[Nose Blowing]
D You're the ugliest creature
under the sun d
dd[continues]
So what's your name?
Dong.
What's your first name?
Long.
What's your middle name?
Duk.
I bet all the boys chase you
plenty in the school, huh?
Nobody's caught me yet.
Hmm. I betcha you big teaser, huh?
[Laughing]
No. I run the 40
in five flat.
Flat?
Hey.
Oh, I'm really sorry, man.
Whatever I did was an accid...
l-l-I didn't mean to...
Relax.
You... You were dancin'
with a girl?
Oh, man, I'm really...
I'm really sorry, man.
I must've been on drugs
five minutes ago.
Do you know her?
She grabbed me, guy.
I'm totally innocent.
Is she yours?
Dd[Ends]
What do you know
about her?
Dd[Begins]
She has smallish tits.
Decent voice.
Smells pretty good.
She drives me crazy.
Did she come here
with you?
No, no.
But if it's
Шестнадцать свечей Шестнадцать свечей

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