come to me.
This is not my department. But what if I let him
come to me, and he forgets?
What if he changes his mind?
Then I'm totally screwed, right?
Apparently so.
[Sighing]
What would you do
if you were me?
I'm a gamblin' man
by nature.
And, um,
I'd go for it.
This is so strange. But I think I will.
Oh, you're the best.
- Wait, um...
- What?
Do you know anything
about floppy disks?
We'll talk about this on the bus,
okay? The thing is, I got a problem.
Floppy disks
are pretty expensive.
I made a bet with my friends, the... the dipshits.
Um,
I bet them
that I'd do it with you.
This was before I knew you. I can
get proof without getting physical.
How?
Can I borrow your underpants
for ten minutes?
'Hope you're feelin''
' Time '
[Continues]
I think it's time to blow this thing
off and go to your house. Yeah?
I told Tracy and Robin and those guys
to come to your parents' house, okay?
I told 'em
not to tell anybody.
God, I love it when
your parents are out of town,
I fantasize
that I'm your wife,
and we're the richest,
most popular adults in town.
I owe all my great weekends
to you.
What's your problem?
What?
You've been acting weird all
night. Are you screwing around?
Me? Are you crazy?
I don't know, Jake.
I'm getting strange signals.
Well, they're not comin' from me.
Everything's fine.
Don't have a cow.
Okay.
Just remember one thing.
I can name 20 guys
who'd kill to love me.
Is that a threat? It's a fact, Jake.
Come on. Before we get in a big,
wicked fight, let's get outta here, huh?
Hi, Jake. I'm Samantha.
How's it goin'?
Do you got a cigarette?
Jake, this may sound
incredibly dumb,
but I love you, and I'll do
anything to make you love me.
I love your shirt.
Jake, you're not
gonna believe this,
but I had this very bizarre dream, and you were in it.
[Man] For heaven's sake. Get in there and dance.
I can't. They won't like me!
I'm not gonna tell you again!
Just act like a man! I wanna go home.
I wanna be with you guys.
~~
[Woman]
' You-ou are my desire '
' You... You are my desire '
' You-ou are my desire '
' Oh, baby, you, you, you
you are my desire '
' Got to flnd you
Know you're out there '
[Sighing]
I can't believe I'm such a jerk.
[Continues] He smiles at me, and I don't say anything.
And I can't believe
I gave my panties to a geek.
What year are you?
Freshman.
Gimme a buck.
Get in.
[All Chattering]
Shut up!
[Chatter Stops]
Bryce?
Ted,
go for it.
[All Gasping]
[Gong Clangs]
[Tires Screeching]
Hey, uh, listen, uh,
I wanna thank you for,
uh, loanin' me the Donger.
[Car Horns Honking]
He's really bitchin'.
[Coughs]
That's okay.
You guys make a great couple.
I never been so happy in my whole life. You maniac!
[Both Giggling]
Now I have a place to put my hand. Mmm.
So basically, Jimmy, my business is video game arcades,
laundry, cigarette machines... [Belching]
And trucking.
I dabble a little bit
in personal loans and politics.
["Love Theme
From The Godfather" ]
Very nice.
I think that all that really matters
is that the kids are happy together.
Just as long as
my beautiful boy remembers...
that marrying this one means he's
out of the girl of the month club.
- Hey, wait a minute. I can still look.
- [Laughing, Snorting]
I just can't touch.
Right?
Oh, sensitive, uh? [Laughing] Rudy!
- Cheers. - Right on. [Slurps]
Ahh! You do shots?
Come on, wolf it.
Whoo!
[Laughing]
[Brakes Squealing]
Uh, good night, Marlene.
See you later, Dong.
Sammy, tell Grandpa not to wait up. Let's go boogie.
- Sure.
- [Tires Screeching]
Donger's here for five hours,
and he's got somebody.
I live here my whole life,
and I'm like a disease.
[Sighing]
[Tires Screeching]
[Rock]
- ' We're hangin'out in Vinnie's car ' - [Chattering]




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