taken a leave of absence from
law school and moved to Kentucky
to be with him.
I know that when you get used to this,
you're gonna do just fine.
No!
Anyway, don't get frostbite.
Sorry. Elaine.
Hey. Fleischman.
What, it's the wrong color?
I have to leave now.
Leave? What?
Where are you going?
You have my cup.
What is that?
Hey you guys, look.
A Zarbitron C-10.
We have something like that
at the tribal hall.
- What's this all about?
- Got a satellite dish for Shelly.
- It's bigger than your dish, Maurice.
- The hell it is.
Sure it is. Look at it.
Anyway, everybody knows that
size has nothing to do with performance.
It's the quality of the equipment
that counts, little lady.
Where'd you find it?
I got it off a construction crew
over in Chilcoot.
They finished up work on
that blacktop from Kandu
to Blindman's Lake.
- You mean the road from nowhere
to nowhere?
- That's the one.
Hey, Shel.
You can come on out now, hon.
Oh, what is it?
Come on, Holling. What is it?
Can I look now?
Now can I look?
You can look.
It's a satellite dish.
That's right.
- For me?
- Two hundred channels.
I know how you've always had
your heart set on seeing
the whole wide worid.
Well, now you can see it
right from your home
with me by your side.
Wow. This is beyond
totally amazing.
Don't bother to knock, Ed.
just come right in.
Hello, Dr. Fleischman.
Ed, please. I'm busy.
You're cleaning your stove.
So?
- You don't cook.
- This stove is a health hazard.
It's covered with bacteria and old food.
I'm tired of mold
having run of the place.
- So, are you all right?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
Are you all right?
Yeah.
I was just wondering if you were,
you know, well, all right.
- Why shouldn't I be?
- I heard about Elaine.
That she fell in love with an old guy.
You heard about Elaine?
How did you hear about Elaine?
- Marilyn told me.
- Marilyn told you?
How does Marilyn know?
She read the letter.
You left it in your office.
- Marilyn read the letter?
She read my private letter?
- Uh-huh.
That's a federally protected,
private, personal letter.
Has anyone in this place
ever heard of privacy?
You can maybe go
and get her back, you know.
Like Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate.
"Elaine! Elaine!''
He's banging on the glass,
and she's down there
in her wedding dress.
And he jams the cross into the door
so that no one can come up after them.
Hey, if there is a cross in this
particular scenario, I'm carrying it.
Marilyn said when you left the office
you wore the expressions of
the old ones...
who walk out onto the ice
and never come back.
Look, Ed. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I was rocked. I was. It was a blow.
But, I sat myself down.
I said, "Joel, get a grip on yourself.
"You're not looking at this correctly.
"I mean, do you know what you'd go for
on the open market in New York?
"You are- You are single.
You are heterosexual.
"You are a doctor.
You are Jewish.
I mean, Alaska is wide open for you.''
And I was right. Believe me,
I will be out there.
I'll have to fight the women off.
What women?
just look at that.
Here we are in Cicely, Alaska,
clean across the great Pacific Ocean,
watching an Italian documentary on
Chinese food-shoppers in action.
I had a cat like that
when I was a kid.
Little Edgar.
I don't believe those are pets, Ed.
No?
I believe
they're tomorrow night's dinner.
Oh.
Hey, Ed, we eat a lot of things
other cultures consider disgusting. Moose.
Caribou. Bear. Seal.
I wonder how
they kick up those fur balls.
Holling.
Mm?
Uno mas, por favor.
Sн, sн, sн.
It was a long-ago winter's day
when me and my best friend...
Greg "The Joy King "George...
ripped off Sam Blade Records in
downtown Wheeling, West Virginia.
Back at the Joy King's,
safe and dry, we listened all day
to that stolen stash.
We dedicate this music
to you, Joy King,
just starting your latest
five to 10 in Lompoc.
'Cause the best way
out of winter is