when mixed properly, form a liquid fertilizer that burns... the throat, eyes, lungs, and nose, and could cause vomiting and death. We're just about to eat here! Reverend Whirley, please accept our most sincere apologies. Sergeant, you will remove those handcuffs immediately. Then you will hand in your badge. You are relieved from duty. But... But... But, Commissioner... Now! Yes, sir. Ma'am. I don't care. I'm absolutely humiliated. I know the young man was overzealous, but he springs from a great tradition. Commissioner, won't you please change your mind? I'm afraid I'll have to take your badge and gun. - If we could just please... - I don't want to discuss it! Just hand them over. Look, Joe, don't worry. I'm still on active duty. I'm building a case. You're building nothin'. If I ever hear you've come within one mile of Reverend Whirley... I'll have your badge for breakfast! - Understood? - Yes, sir. It was very nice of you to try and take us out to dinner, Joe. Yeah. Thanks, Joe, for everything. Let's not stand around here moping. I'm hungry! Let's go for chili dogs. Granny, have you ever eaten a chili dog off the back of a motorcycle? Not till now. You smooth-talking son of a gun. - Thank you. - You're welcome. I'm very sorry you lost your job, Joe. I really did have a very good time. I'm glad, Connie. Now, fasten your seat belt. I can still effect a citizen's arrest. I don't want to ruin a wonderful evening by bringing you in on a misdemeanour. That was a joke. Oh. Oh, Joe! Look at the stars! Dozens of them. You know, when I was a little girl... I used to wish upon a different star every night... for that special someone to come along. Someone with whom I could share... everything. I guess that's not so unusual. All girls do that, don't they, Joe? Some guys do, too, Connie. - Joe? - That's me. Was there ever... anyone else? Of course there was. Oh. Actually, I've only been driving with Streebek a couple of days. - Before that I was with Frank. - That's not what I meant. - [Banging] - [Screaming] Goodness! Earthquake! It's the big one! Joe, help! Request Code 3. Officer in distress. Assist officer. I'll handle this. Calm down. - [Gasping] - [Shotgun Pump Clicking] January 9, 8:37 a.m. My name's Streebek. I'm a cop. I overslept. Curiously enough, I still hadn't heard from my anal-retentive ex-partner... although I was sure he'd be proud to know I was making a concerted effort... to personally develop a close relationship... with one of my sisters in the Los Angeles Police Department. I placed a call to the virgin Connie Swail... but according to the girl's mother, she hadn't come home either. I don't know what to say, Mrs. Swail. I'm beginning to be concerned myself. No, Joe Friday has never stayed out all night, either. The day he was born, his mother had him home by 9:00. Well, let's both stay in touch in case we hear from them. Thank you, Mrs. Swail. Oh, my goodness. I'm gonna be late for my stake-out. As enchanting as Robin was... I still couldn't get my mind off what happened to Joe Friday. For one misguided moment... I actually pictured my ex-partner introducing that little cupcake... to the one piece of equipment that wasn't issued to him by the department. But then I realized Joe would never spring for the price of a motel room. And since having sex in a Yugo was a logistical impossibility... I came to the conclusion that something must be wrong. Who cares? Listen to me, Captain. Joe Friday was the most dedicated cop in this city. Okay, so maybe all his dogs aren't attached to one leash. He's thickheaded, insensitive and reactionary. And generally less fun to be around than any person I've ever met. Still, he was my partner. You want to find Joe Friday? My advice is to start checking out the sanitariums. - Hey, Pep. - What's shaking? - Hey, you! - Me, Pep? Detective Streebek ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Друг на английском - текст Человек-Амфибия на английском - текст Садко-богатый на английском - текст Женя, Женечка и "Катюша" на английском - текст Приключения Хомы на английском |