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have enough?"
I had a great time at the last one.
I was in charge of the music.
I turned that mother up.
Hey.
- Hey.
You got any pliers?
What, has Newman got
another army man stuck in his ear?
Hilarious.
Newman and I are reversing the peepholes on our door,
so you can see in.
Why?
To prevent an ambush.
Yeah, so now I can peek to see if anyone
is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies.
But then anyone can just look in and see you.
Our policy is,
we're comfortable with our bodies.
You know, if someone wants to
help themselves to an eyeful,
well, we say, "Enjoy the show!"
I'm sorry I can't stay for the...
second act.
Hey, George. Here's the model number
on that chair, by the way.
Nice wallet.
Wallet.
What?
Nobody carries wallets anymore.
I mean, they went out with powdered wigs.
See, here's what you need.
Just a couple of cards and your bankroll.
See, keep the big bills on the outside.
That's a five.
I'm on the Mexican, whoa ohh, radio...
Eh, what are you doing?
Hey, Silvio. Yeah, I'm reversing my peephole.
Hey, you know you gotta get permission from me.
I'm the super. Who said you could do that?
Well, who says I can do
any of the things I do in my place?
Like what?
Well, like...
Uh, nothing.
No, I'll--
switch it back.
No, no, no, no.
No, that's all right.
Well, that's good.
Because, uh, Newman and I, we think that--
Newman? He did this, too?
Well, yeah.
I deal with him.
Hey, look at this. This is the same massage chair
we're getting for Joe Mayo, $60 cheaper.
Except the store's in Delaware.
I'll have 'em overnight it.
Maybe cheapness is a sense.
You know it is better without this big wallet.
It's more comfortable.
It doesn't matter if it's more comfortable.
It's wrong.
Why?
Because important things go in a case.
You got a skull for your brain,
a plastic sleeve for your comb,
and a wallet for your money.
But look at this thing.
It's-it's huge.
You got more cow here than here.
I need everything in there.
Irish money?
I might go there.
"Show this card at any participating
Orlando-area Exxon station
"to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster."
All right, just gimme that.
And gimme some of those Sweet & Lows.
Who is it?
It's Newman.
What do you want?
I'm in the middle of something.
I can't believe I'm being evicted.
What? What are you talking about?
The reverse peepholes.
Silvio said I'm an agitator
and I'm out of the building.
No. No, he can't do that.
I'm homeless!
I'm gonna be out on a street corner,
dancing for nickels.
I'll be with the hobos in the trainyard,
eating out of a bucket.
Come on, we'll go and talk to him,
and we'll straighten this thing out.
You, uh, better put something on.
George, I am loving this no wallet thing.
A man carries a wallet.
You know, the very fact that you oppose this
makes me think I'm onto something.
Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Joe Mayo. Nice place.
- Thanks.
George, can you do me a favor and stay by the phone
in case anybody calls and needs directions?
Love to.
- Thanks.
Jerry...
Music?
Actually, can you keep an eye on the aquarium
and make sure nobody taps on the glass?
But I could do that and the music.
Oh, no, don't worry about the music.
Just... have fun!
I was ready to get jiggy with it.
Hey.
- Hey, Elaine.
Hey.
I think you know Dr... Zaius.
So, Elaine, notice anything different
about my... pants?
So, George...
did you get the chair?
No, I don't have it yet.
So, we're giving him nothing?
No, I brought a picture of the chair.
Did you at least get him a card?
I thought we'd all sign the picture.
Elaine...
Hey, Joe Mayo.
I need you to be in charge of coats.
Oh, fantastic.
And Puddy, can you make sure
no one puts a drink on my sound system?
Sure thing, Joe Mayo.
Hi, I'm Jerry. How do you like my pants?
Nice.
It's working.
Don't tap on the glass.
Joe Mayo's apartment?
Hey!
Cocktail off the speaker.
Goodbye, Dr. Zaius.
Why are we in Jerry's apartment?
Well, I
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