Like who?
Like that guy who yelled out.
He had cancer!
And laughter is the
best medicine.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny Bania!
Hey, Jerry, he could have used
your laugh.
He was a big turkey out
there.
Turkey?
A big fat turkey.
I'm sorry I missed that.
He worked so hard
and then he just--
What is this, oregano?
Look at me! I'm all covered
in oregano and Parmesan,
and it's sticking to me because
of the butter! Look at me!
Here. Hold this.
What is this, parsley?
Ah, the sweet stench
of failure.
Get off of me,
get off of me!
Now I got you!
George? Your legs!
Are you a religious man, sir?
no.
Eat hickory!!
Hey Jerry, didja see it?
Ouch.
Kenny! There you are.
Jay Shermak and Stu Crespi from NBC.
Listen, Kenny.
Really funny out there.
What?
That thing you did having
the two guys running through?
I love stuff you don't have
to think too much about
Give us a call. We want to be
in the Kenny Bania business.
By the way, Jerry? The suspenders?
A little hacky.
How about that Jerry?
First you had a pilot on NBC
and now I'll have one.
Looks like I'm following
you again.
Oh, I'm gonna puke.
Puke? That's a funny word.
Can I use that?
David, this has been the worst
month of my life
and if I never see you
again it'll be too soon.
Ditto.
Oh that's origi-
Shut up.
86th and Broadway please.
I'm sorry lady, there's a
cab shortage.
The Transit Police are
making everybody share.
Oh no.
Hello! Oh no. I'm sorry.
Noooooooooooo!George, you’re not really
handicapped, are you?
I’ve had my difficulties.
I saw you running down
Amsterdam Avenue
lifting that 200 pound motorized cart
with one hand.
Mr. Thomassoulo during times
of great stress,
people are capable of
super human strength.
Have you ever seen the Incredible Hulk, sir?
- No.
How about the old Spider Man
live action show?
George, I’ve realized we’ve signed
a one-year contract with you,
but at this point I think it’s best
that we both go our separate ways.
I don’t understand.
We don’t like you. We want you to leave.
Clearer
So you’re staying at Play Now?
Why not? Pay is good.
I got dental, private access to one
of the great handicapped
toilets in the city.
But they not you aren’t handicapped,
aren’t you ashamed?
They’re the ones who
should be ashamed.
They signed me to
a one-year contract.
As long as I show up for work
every day, they have to pay me.
Hey
Hello-o-o-o!
Hello-o-o-o Elaine!
What’s that?
Oh, it’s just this stupid thing.
Well, I’m sure it’s stupid.
It’s not about me, is it?
No-o-o-o.
Not at all.
Tell me!
All right.
You know this girl Clare I am seeing?
Yeah.
Well, he and I starting joking that when
she falls asleep her stomach stays awake
all night and talks to me.
- How is it talking?
Well, her belly button is like a mouth.
"I’m bored. Talk to me."
Oh, I gotta start taking these "stupid"
warnings more seriously.
Hey, look whose here - Puddy.
My Puddy?
But we broke up.
And yet he continues
to live.
Hey Benes,
How are you?
I’m doing great.
Great.
See ya.
Well, that’s it.
You two are back together.
What?
The bump into. The bump into
always leads to the backslide.
David and I will not be getting
back together.
Elaine, breaking up is like knocking
over a coke machine.
You can’t do it in one push, you got
to rock it back   and forth a few times,
and then it goes over.
That’s beautiful.
What about you?
ou were even engaged, and
you cut  it off just like that.
That’s different.
I didn’t have feelings for those people.
But you, you’ll backslide
You want to bet?
Stakes?
All right. Witness?
Witness.
Done.
Percentage?
No.
So I’ll call you tonight?
Yeah.
What’s wrong with
the belt?
I went to the movies last night,
I went to the bathroom and
I unbuckled a little wobbly
wobbly and the buckle kind of banged
against the side of the
urinal. So...that’s it!
So, you’re insane?
Oh yes, quite.
Hello!
Of course it’s a sliding scale.
Catch you