what a pimp he is?
He doesn't even see me as human being.
All the girls chase after him!
Nadya, throw the rubber.
What rubber?
The eraser.
Here you go.
Dzienkuje!
Why is he speaking Polish?
He has a hobby of speaking in different languages.
Multilingual?
No, just knows a few words
from different languages.
Mostly "thank you" and "goodbye."
Like a parrot.
It's alright.
Men are allowed to have harmless hobbies.
Know what?
I think this is an interesting option.
Let's choose him?
No, Susanna, that's impossible.
All the copy department girls chase after him.
So let them chase him.
For marriage he'll choose you.
Want it?
I do!
Done!
Fill this out
for both you and him.
I'll analyze the results.
Nadya, can I cut off a half?
Of what?
Of the eraser.
Yours is so soft.
I soak it in kerosene that's why.
Just take the whole thing.
Shnorhakal em tsum!
What language is that?
It's Armenian. Also "thank you."
You can consider him already yours.
Alright, I'm off...
my break is also ending...
I'll exit myself.
Call me.
Klyueva...
who's the crocodile that visited?
That's my friend!
Quite attractive actually!
Of course attractive.
I didn't know you had such girlfriends.
Three-meter-tall crocodile
with the smile of a Mona Lisa...
Young man,
Yes.
Allow me to ask you a test question.
Please...
How will you act, if you meet
a young attractive woman on the street?
a. Walk past her.
b. Follow her with your eyes.
c. Invite her to your place for coffee
with all the resulting consequences.
Answer without thinking.
Can't do it without thinking.
Because (a) it's unclear to me
what consequences can result from a cup of coffee.
- (b) ...
- Young man,
it's all clear about you.
Keep playing ping-pong, Gena.
That you're able to do pretty well.
What color do you like?
- Black
Do you have any talents?
- No
How do you feel around strangers?
Klavdia Matveevna,
how do you feel around strangers?
Not well. I keep quiet
and try to leave quickly.
For me the more strangers, the better.
Especially women-strangers...
And you, Volodya?
You?
Fine. Never thought about it really.
Must be "comfortable" then.
Who can navigate
the women's beauty isle in a store?
Men, answer me.
- Depends on what to shop for.
- Anything.
I can buy something.
What needs to be bought?
I can't.
I avoid those isles.
Volodya, do you like
to sing loudly in the sauna?
Stop pestering me, will ya?
With those stupid questions.
Me!
I like to sing loudly in the sauna!
The way to a man's heart
lies through the stomach.
Old wise truth!
Many women have forgotten it.
Now they're suffering.
But most importantly,
never tell how you cook anything.
It was wrong of you to tell Volodya
that you soak the eraser in kerosene.
Now he'll soak it himself.
But you alone should have things he wants.
He should not be able to
either find, buy or cook it himself.
Understood?
Understood.
Only, how will I
get the pirozhki to him?
My god!
Just offer some to him and that's it.
Look how gorgeous this is!
We'll give them a romantic name.
"Maestro"
- Busy cooking?
- Yes and twittering too.
I'm off to the rehearsal.
Have a good time.
Don't lose your temper
over Piccalo's flute.
I'll try.
If I'm a little late, don't worry.
Lately my job's been quite busy.
I understand.
Talented people have
such a demand on their time.
Clever girl!
I'm off.
Bye!
He's no genius.
But has some good skills.
Otherwise I wouldn't have married him.
By the way, men love
to have their egos stroked
much more than we women.
So give your Volodya more compliments.
Tell him how
he's so brave, talented, noble...
Say what he wants to hear.
How can I call him "noble,"
when it's his fault I got the black eye?
Oh, one more thing...
don't get so excited about community work.
Rather show everyone that
you're accepting it as a burden.
Why?
Because it becomes a woman...
to be dutifully resigned
to the work